Monday, January 30, 2006


Hugo Chavez might just be your new best friend. He might just be mine. Viva la Citgo! Joe for Oil! F the Bushhead! LOGOS! LOGOS! LOGOS! LOGOS! LOGOS! LOGOS! LOGOS!

Coming soon... my mailbox, is, the Buddha Machine!!! Considered a music release, such as an album or CD, this little box, made in China, composed by FM3, consists of a small speaker, 2 AA batteries, 1/8" output, buddha, and a toggle switch to choose between the 9 loops of music recorded therein.

Oh, I feel it...

...I feel the Cosmos.

Today's topic for meditation...

.....sit quietly, and think on this. Let me know how it goes.

I'm back...

....from my latest quest into the wild jungles of the Mayan Riviera, the Yucatan peninsula, home of the Mayan culture. I wish I had more to report to all of you, but some things need to be learned over time. It is the journey, after all. But here I've included some pictures (from the web) of the giant Mayan Temple ruin at Coba, which I climbed 5 days ago.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Oh, how we value human life...

...You may think this is a picture of a burning car. If you think that, you are wrong. And if you are a carjacker in Johanassburg, South Africa, you are dead wrong. For those of us who had no idea, apparently carjacking is a huge problem over there (like, 4,000 in 6 months!). People are getting shot, raped, killed, just for their stupid automobile (and I'm not talking Mercedes here, I'm talking Jetta's. Hell, probably even Yugo's!!!). So, they've come up with this wonderful deterrent for car jacking (here is the video link if you don't believe me). A new pedal on the floor of the car, when pressed, fires two crazy insane flamethrowers from below the driver and passenger doors, thus burning the fuck out of the carjacker on the drivers side, and probably some poor woman and her puppy just walking by on the sidewalk. And of course, there is never the chance that you may accidentally hit that instead of the gas or break, right? No, that'd never happen. Can't wait till your kids start playing in the car one day......

....In other love of life stories, the old guy in California was executed - that had to dose him twice. Crazy Indians! But there was one interesting comment I found. This guy had a heart attack, and lived, but since he was so old, he hoped that maybe he'd die of natural causes instead of the death penalty. And the quote of the day is: "At no point are we not going to value the sanctity of life," said prison spokesman Vernell Crittendon. "We would resuscitate him," then execute him. Hmmm, we could save resources by not trying to save him, and by not having to execute him. But, Noooo. We'll bring him back to life, just for the thrill of killing him!

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

the True God

god pictures, part 2

speaking of god....

...I ran a google image search for the word god, and came up with some interesting results. Here are some examples, both disturbing and strange:

Don't just take it from me...

....take it from that well respected public official, New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin:
Mayor Ray Nagin suggested Monday that Hurricanes Katrina and Rita and other storms were a sign that "God is mad at America" and at black communities, too, for tearing themselves apart with violence and political infighting.
"Surely God is mad at America. He sent us hurricane after hurricane after hurricane, and it's destroyed and put stress on this country."
"Surely he doesn't approve of us being in Iraq under false pretenses. But surely he is upset at black America also. We're not taking care of ourselves."

You heard it here, folks. God is pissed!

Friday, January 13, 2006

Here Come's Another One....

Alaska Volcano Erupts Third Time in a Week

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Augustine Volcano erupted Friday for the third time in a week, sending an ash plume toward communities on the southwest Kenai Peninsula.
Tom Murray, scientist in charge at the Alaska Volcano Observatory, said the mountain on an isolated and uninhabited island about 180 miles south of Anchorage erupted for 45 minutes, starting shortly before 4 a.m.
The eruption was stronger than a pair of eruptions Wednesday and lasted longer. Murray said additional eruptions are likely.
These are a few of my favorite things!

Thursday, January 12, 2006

I don't have time to make this good looking, but..

...oooh, the birds are coming, the birds, they kill us - oooh, the birds

Researcher: Early Man Was Hunted by Birds
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - A South African anthropologist said Thursday his research into the death nearly 2 million years ago of an ape-man shows human ancestors were hunted by birds.
"These types of discoveries give us real insight into the past lives of these human ancestors, the world they lived in and the things they feared," Lee Berger, a paleo-anthropologist at Johannesburg's University of Witwatersrand, said as he presented his conclusions about a mystery that has been debated since the remains of the possible human ancestor known as the Taung child were discovered in 1924.
The Taung child's discovery led to the search for human origins in Africa, instead of in Asia or Europe as once theorized. Researchers regard the fossil of the ape-man, or australopethicus africanus, as evidence of the "missing link" in human evolution.
Researchers had speculated the Taung child was killed by a leopard or saber-toothed feline. But 10 years ago, Berger and fellow researcher Ron Clarke submitted the theory the hunter was a large predatory bird, based on the fact most of the other fossils found at the same site were small monkeys that showed signs of having been killed by a predatory bird.
Berger and Clarke had until now been unable to show damage on the child's skull that could have been done by a bird.
Five months ago, Berger read an Ohio State University study of the hunting abilities of modern eagles in West Africa believed similar to predatory birds of the Taung child's era.
The Ohio State study determined that eagles would swoop down, pierce monkey skulls with their thumb-like back talons, then hover while their prey died before returning to tear at the skull. Examination of thousands of monkey remains produced a pattern of damage done by birds, including holes and ragged cuts in the shallow bones behind the eye sockets.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

I told you there'd be Mutants!...

uhhh, eewwww. I feel bad for this poor creature. It only lived a day. Meet Cy, the one eyed, no nose Kitten.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Lets celebrate in another realm... the creator of LSD reaches his 100th Birthday!
Read about him and his handy dandy mind altering 'medicine' here!

Who you Gonna call?...

We're Ready to Believe you!

Good God....


And Revenge....
  • Another Bird Flu Case Found in Turkey Preliminary tests Tuesday showed another person in Turkey has tested positive for a deadly strain of bird flu, raising the number in the country to 15, a Health Ministry official said. The number of people hospitalized with symptoms also climbed to about 70, officials said....blah blah, story of siblings.....oh yeah, here's the good part: A doctor in Van said the siblings likely had been infected while playing with the heads of dead chickens. Several other children had similar stories. PLAYING WITH THE HEADS OF DEAD CHICKENS!! NEED I SAY MORE??

  • Girl Gets Bird Flu After Kissing Chicken Sumeyya Mamuk considered the chickens in her backyard to be beloved pets. The 8-year-old girl fed them, petted them and took care of them. When they started to get sick and die, she hugged them and tenderly kissed them goodbye. The next morning, her face and eyes were swollen and she had a high fever. Her father took her to a hospital, and five days later she was confirmed to have the deadly H5N1 strain of bird flu. When her mother saw Sumeyya holding one of the dying chickens, she yelled at her and hit the girl to get her away.
    Sumeyya began to cry. She wiped her tears with the hand she'd been using to comfort the dying chicken.
    "She wiped her face," said her father, speaking in broken Turkish and wearing a leather jacket and a typical Kurdish headdress in their bright, clean home. "She started to swell. She had a really high fever."

She will rise again...

Yet another pointless news story to tickle your rotting flesh:

CINCINNATI - The mummified body of a woman who didn't want to be buried was found in a chair in front of her television set 2 1/2 years after her death, authorities said.
Johannas Pope had told her live-in caregiver that she didn't want to be buried and planned on returning after she died, Hamilton County Coroner O'Dell Owens said Monday. She had her plane tickets booked and everything.
Pope died in August 2003 at age 61. Her body was found last week in the upstairs of her home on a quiet street. Some family members continued to live downstairs, authorities said. No one answered the doorbell at Pope's home Monday afternoon.
It could take weeks to determine Pope's cause of death because little organ tissue was available for testing, Owens said.
An air conditioner had been left running upstairs, and that allowed the body to slowly mummify, he said (keep that little tidbit in mind, all you aspiring MacGyvers out there). The machine apparently stopped working about a month ago, and the body began to smell. "Standing outside, one could smell death," Owens said. Mmmmm, nothing like the smell of death in the morning!

They're desperate, get used to it....

.....In case you haven't heard, the Freemasons are desperate. Trying to secretly run the world and syphon all the wealth into their own pockets is hard work, and their numbers are dwindling. In fact, they are getting so desperate that this once great evil empire is now advertising for membership on TV and Radio. Don't believe me? Just check out for more. You can see their commercial, and learn more about running the world into the ground. Or, as they put it on their website "Freemasonry aims to promote Friendship, Morality, and Brotherly Love among its members. It is, by definition, a fraternity; comprised of men from every race, religion, opinion, and background who are brought together as Brothers to develop and strengthen the bonds of friendship. With over 3 million members, Freemasons belong to the largest and oldest fraternal organization in the world. Freemasonry proposes to “make good men better” by teaching – with metaphors from geometry and architecture – about building values based on great universal truths." Vague much? Of course, perhaps they are simply boring new members into quitting before being initiated into the true inner circle, boring them with charity work and fraternity like card nights and booze. Or You can do that anywhere, and not have to pay due's, right?

Folks, you've done a good job so far with the Catholic Church these past few years. It's been falling, and falling fast. Don't let that stop. But here is another organization withholding truths from us that needs to fall. Thus, I declare the first Monday of every month is now...

..So, if you know a freemason, don't forget to punch him. Don't know one? Check out the aforementioned website to find a list of local lodges, and simply wait ouside. Add this to your Missions for the year folks (what, you don't know about the Missions? Click the link and get on that, MoFo's!)! We've got changes to make in this here world, and change starts at the home. Feel free to submit photo's of you and your friends punching freemasons to to be rewarded in ways you may never understand!

The Animals will have their freedom, and their revenge

Ever notice in movies, whenever something bad is coming, the animals are always the first to sense it and run? Face it, animals are a lot smarter that you may think.

Are they trying to take the world back from us? What are they up to? We’ve got Mad Cow Disease, Avian Bird Flu, Salmonella. We’ve got packs of dogs running around accosting people. And now their birthing new mutations. They are coming for us. They are outsmarting us. And they should.

Even the smaller species will have their due. Even the meek little mouse has power over you. Need an example? FORT SUMNER, N.M. - A mouse got its revenge against a homeowner who tried to dispose of it in a pile of burning leaves. The blazing creature ran back to the man's house and set it on fire. Luciano Mares, 81, of Fort Sumner said he caught the mouse inside his house and wanted to get rid of it. "I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house," Mares said from a motel room Saturday.Village Fire Chief Juan Chavez said the burning mouse ran to just beneath a window, and the flames spread up from there and throughout the house.

Here’s a great one about a smart little cow that escaped his slaughter! GREAT FALLS, Mont. - A spirited cow that jumped a slaughterhouse gate and evaded capture for six hours has drawn clemency pleas and may not be doomed after all. Appeals to spare the life of the 1,200-pound heifer came from across the nation after she fled Mickey's Packing Plant on Thursday. She had several near-death experiences before walking into a makeshift pen and then a stock trailer. She was nearly struck by road and rail traffic, she almost drowned while crossing the Missouri River and she refused to be subdued by three tranquilizer darts.

Watch the animals, folks. They know more than you think, and they may be a great ally. Or a great foe. It’s really up to you.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

finally.... brats don't deserve presents, anyways!

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

More Animal Suicide...

I told you this would keep happening. More Mutants and Animal Suicide! Read between the lines, folks. We're fucked!

41 Beached Whales Shot in New Zealand

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - Wildlife officers shot 41 pilot whales that beached on New Zealand's South Island, the Department of Conservation said.
A total of 49 whales came ashore Saturday near Farewell Spit in the second major stranding in the area within two weeks. Eight died on the beaches, and the remaining animals were shot when heavy seas prevented any attempt to refloat them.
"Given the hopelessness of being able to successfully refloat the whales, our prime concern was then to avoid the whales' suffering a long and painful death," Greg Napp, the department's Golden Bay area officer, said in a statement.
Napp said the latest stranding was likely unconnected to another last month when 129 pilot whales came ashore close by.

we think they aren't as smart as us. are you kidding. Now they kill themselves just to be away from us, smart little buggers.

An open letter to today’s news….

….Dear West Virginia, people still mine coal???
….Dear Abramoff, go lobby a heroin pusher, bitch, and change your name.
….Dear Iraq, learn to vote, then show Americans how…
….Dear Homeland Security, go live in a bomb shelter. We’ll call you when its cool to come out…
….Dear Wildfires, please destroy all of Texas. When you are done, I’ll provide you a nice maze to follow. You can save us a lot of time. Make sure to hit the Bush family…
….Dear George Bush, you are not a patriot, nor is your patriot act. Leave the thinking to someone who can…
….Dear Donald Trump, can’t you just by happy and rich and quiet and not on TV?
…..Dear Sport, do you really deserve your own huge portion of the news? I mean, fine, exist and entertain people. I don’t think entertainment should be in the news either. I mean, not the evening news. Get your own shows to talk about shows and games. The newspaper, well, that’s fine. But fuck off talking about the game on the 30 minute news when the next 30 minutes is going to be, you guessed it, sports news…
….Dear California, face it, while many of you folks are great, we love you, our mirror imaged bookend, maybe its time you all pack it up and head back east. We need you here. We know its cold, but if you all came back, maybe we could be our own country. You know its all gonna be underwater soon
…..Dear Independence Air, well, bye..
…Dear Fred Savage, we were better off with you gone. Now, you are tarnished.
…Dear American Idol, you make a mockery of what was once an art form..
….Dear Scientists, do we really need to know or care about Mozarts skull? Or what an elephant eats his whole life by studying one hair from his tail? And if you need to add ‘leap seconds’ cuz the planet is slowing, can’t we just get a new calendar??
…Dear Church selling Toilet paper. WHAT? Just shut down..
…Dear guy who’s cat dialed 911 when he collapsed. Nice work, buddy!
All this and more to waste your time at your local internet News center.

for all tha grave diggaz out there!

Researchers say they will reveal the results of DNA tests on a skull believed to be that of Mozart in a film airing this weekend on Austrian television as part of a year of celebratory events marking the composer's 250th birthday.

Looks about right, don't you think?

just a note..

2005 is over.
check my music blog for the everpresent year end list!

yeah bitches!!!

Here I go....

if anyone knows why photobucket makes my pics way smaller, and how i can fix that, let me know!

And I say unto thee

..that your children will be born mutants, and the animals around you will be poisoned by you, the scourge of the earth, and begin to exhibit the same mutations. And then among them, the serpent will come. And the fires will begin to burn.

Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see armageddon soon
certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
sinking ship......
.....learn to swim.

Monday, January 02, 2006

for all my Gregorian bitches out there...

...I say to you, who follow the arbitrary Gregorian calendar, happy fucking new year. I hope that this meaningless excuse for drinking (not you, Murk. Like you, I don't need no excuse to drink, either!) helps you all to, when hungover, take stock of the meaninglessness of our general day to day crap and inspire you to actually do something, and discover something, something greater out there. Click on this link to learn a little something about a more accurate culture and calendar.

and to those of you bitches (Murk) who want to know when I'll change the name of my little blog here. Just remember, its 2006 by you Grego's, but there is still 6 years and 11 months to go. close enough to say 7 years, aand face it, 7 is a better number. Right, you freemason bitches????