They're desperate, get used to it....

.....In case you haven't heard, the Freemasons are desperate. Trying to secretly run the world and syphon all the wealth into their own pockets is hard work, and their numbers are dwindling. In fact, they are getting so desperate that this once great evil empire is now advertising for membership on TV and Radio. Don't believe me? Just check out www.askafreemason.com for more. You can see their commercial, and learn more about running the world into the ground. Or, as they put it on their website "Freemasonry aims to promote Friendship, Morality, and Brotherly Love among its members. It is, by definition, a fraternity; comprised of men from every race, religion, opinion, and background who are brought together as Brothers to develop and strengthen the bonds of friendship. With over 3 million members, Freemasons belong to the largest and oldest fraternal organization in the world. Freemasonry proposes to “make good men better” by teaching – with metaphors from geometry and architecture – about building values based on great universal truths." Vague much? Of course, perhaps they are simply boring new members into quitting before being initiated into the true inner circle, boring them with charity work and fraternity like card nights and booze. Or You can do that anywhere, and not have to pay due's, right?


Folks, you've done a good job so far with the Catholic Church these past few years. It's been falling, and falling fast. Don't let that stop. But here is another organization withholding truths from us that needs to fall. Thus, I declare the first Monday of every month is now...

PUNCH A FREEMASON DAY

..So, if you know a freemason, don't forget to punch him. Don't know one? Check out the aforementioned website to find a list of local lodges, and simply wait ouside. Add this to your Missions for the year folks (what, you don't know about the Missions? Click the link and get on that, MoFo's!)! We've got changes to make in this here world, and change starts at the home. Feel free to submit photo's of you and your friends punching freemasons to theboss@hill-tv.com to be rewarded in ways you may never understand!