Monday, July 31, 2006

How DARE they question our Creator???

...It just boggles the mind, these heretics of little faith, of no moral ground, these sinners and purveyors of filth. They DARE to question the validity of our creator. They throw stones at our beloved faith, claiming they know who the creator is! They mock our beliefs. And They will PAY!

Know Thy Enemy. Read their baseless lies HERE!

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Words from Senator Harry Reid...

I want to thank Barack Obama for the kind words he wrote on Monday. He is one of the most principled members of the Senate and we need more like him if we want our nation to move in a new direction. Nowhere are Americans feeling this need more directly than at the gas pump.

Nationally, the price of gas is now over $3 a gallon and, in cities like Reno ($3.12), it's even more. $3 gas is the price Americans are paying for Bush incompetence in Iraq and this rubberstamping Republican Congress. Iraq has destabilized the entire Middle East and placed a terror premium on oil -- up 22% compared to a year ago.

This week, the Senate Democratic Policy Committee, released a report titled "Record High Gas Prices: Had Enough?" detailing the effects of rising prices. From families seeing their transportation costs double, to an increased risk of recession, the effects of record gas prices cannot be ignored. We need a new direction for America, yet the "Do Nothing" Republican Congress does just that, putting aside the interests of all Americans while giving handouts and to big oil companies. We need a Senate that does the peoples business, not one that caters to extreme right wing ideology.

Republicans' solution to our energy crisis seems to only be drill, drill, drill; but we can't drill our way to energy independence. Democrats are proposing a variety of creative solutions to the problem from the 2020 Energy Independence Plan introduced earlier this year, to the just this week when Barack Obama introduced his own innovative solution to our energy crisis that addresses the problem head on.

I encourage you to read about Senator Obama's solution by visiting his website at:
http://www.barackobama.com/action/fuel_economy_reform/?s=r

The Senate needs to get back to doing the work of the American people and provide real relief at the pump to our families. We cannot afford to wait.
Thank you,
Harry Reid

As the world turns...

  • Archaic Laws: How are people in this country so friggin backward? There are some laws that were written over 200 years ago and remain on the books to this day. Now, while certain laws are timeless, the times they have a'changed, and some things just do not apply. The law against spitting on the sidewalks in Boston no longer applies, since few people chew tobacco and few women wear dresses long enough to drag on the ground (yes, that is why the law was put in place). So, here's a little story from North Carolina (shocker) about a 201 year old law banning unmarried couples from living together (how the government has any right to determine that is beyond me), which was actually recently enforced, and caused a female police dispatcher (who's last name is Hobbs, coincidentally) to QUIT HER JOB because she didn't want to marry her live in boyfriend. That law has now, 201 years later, been overturned. Yet, some jackass enforced it.
  • Guitar as Phallus: Some say the guitar is an extension of the penis. Some take that a bit further.
  • Your Elected Official: How The President of the USA Stole The Election, Violates the Constitution, and learned to Love the Bomb.

A Note on Democracy...

...A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government. A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by a dictatorship.
The average age of the worlds greatest civilizations from the beginning of history, has been about 200 years. During those 200 years, these nations always progressed through the following sequence:
From Bondage to spiritual faith;
From spiritual faith to great courage;
From courage to liberty;
From liberty to abundance;
From abundance to complacency;
From complacency to apathy;
From apathy to dependence;
From dependence back into bondage.


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Monday, July 24, 2006

BREAKING NEWS: FLORIDA ELECTION FIXED!

...We all knew it to be true, but now we have a whistle blower!! "A programmer who has worked for NASA admits he was asked by the Speaker of the Florida House to write a hidden program to "control the vote in south Florida." Video.



Saturday, July 22, 2006

The Cost of War

Friday, July 21, 2006

Crazy Bush is at it again...


....This time, our Idiot in chief is groping foreign leaders. Apparently, at the G8 summit, he walked by German Chancellor Angela Merkel, and decided to give her an impromptu neck rub. Hard to tell what prompted this, but if you look at his face, there is zero emotion, neither glee nor malice. More like a cold robotic sex offender, or a government official trying to SNEAK POLITICAL SECRETS right in front of the TV Camera! Hmmm, I sense another piece of the conspiracy here! And notice how Merkel quickly, very quickly, shrugges him off. Was that from the utter revulsion of having the Idiot touch her? Or, is it so the secret note he slipped her would not be noticed (I bet he put it down the back of her shirt, so her lifting her arms allowed it to fall further, and not be noticed until she retrieved it later). Yes, folks, everything you see is part of the conspiracy. You just have to look the right way to see it! Now, go right ahead and watch the video. I'll let Mr. Jon Stewart share the bizarre scene with you. Enjoy!


Thursday, July 20, 2006

The pieces are in place, the Players are at work...

  • Chossudovsky interview: "Al-Qaeda Is a U.S.-sponsored Intelligence Asset": Here is a snippet of this informative interview:

    JPG: Your research goes against the thesis of some thinkers like Noam Chomsky that 9/11 is principally a blowback operation. How would you look at these views?

    MC: Those views are totally incorrect. The blowback assumes that the relationship between al-Qaeda and the U.S. government intelligence ceased in the wake of the Cold War. Because that's what they say. They say we created al-Qaeda during the Soviet-Afghan war. We trained the mujahideen, we helped them in fighting the Soviet Union. And in the wake of the Cold War, al-Qaeda has gone against us. And that's what's called the blowback. Blowback is when an intelligence asset goes against its sponsors.

    That viewpoint I say is incorrect because in the course of the 1990s there's ample evidence of links between al-Qaeda and the U.S. administration, during the Clinton administration as well as the Bush administration, leading up in fact to 2001. There's evidence of active collaboration between al-Qaeda paramilitary groups in the Balkans and senior U.S. military advisers.

    I think that that view is mistaken, whether it emanates from the Left or from other quarters. It is totally mistaken and it is very misleading because it really provides legitimacy to the war on terrorism. It essentially says yes, the war on terrorism is a legitimate objective of U.S. foreign policy. And either they are mistaken or they are involved in media disinformation.

  • Someone hates Indonesia: I'm going to keep looking into this, but there has to be some fishy stuff going on over there. I realize that there is a lot of subterranean volcanic activity, but there have also been weird weapons tests, including nuclear weapons, since 1944. Strange seismic arrays searching for oil. One possibility which makes sense is the huge oil installation nearby that has been draining oil from the earth in huge volumes. Think about it, Big huge pocket filled with pressurized liquid, gets drained, now is just a big cave. The land above could certainly collapes to fill in this new Void! Whales beaching themselves. 2 Tsunami's in 2 years, and earthquakes above a 6.0, multiple earthquakes within a week? Smells Fishy to Me!

  • Hillary for President? Kind of scares me, but not a hell of a lot of Hollywood folks. At least no known scientologists are noted!
  • Can't drive. Too many dead people: Can't you get a zombie chauffeur?
  • Big Tropical Storm headed towards Mass: But that is not what interests me about this article. What interests me is the town listed at the beginning of the article. KILL DEVIL HILLS, North Carolina. Think about it.
  • I knew America's enemies would soon join forces: Iran was hanging out during North Korea's missile tests. That does not sound promising for America. For Chaos, on the other hand, it looks GREAT!
  • Bush to Science: You're not REAL! Go join Evolution in fantasy land!": Yes, of course, Bush has used his first veto on Stem Cell research. He tells you it's because he is protecting life. The truth? This government wants to let us all get sick and die. They don't care, they rule the roost, they have the science, they just want to keep it to themselves.

  • An Actual Victory?: Yes, it seems as if the government isn't entirely homophobic, as shown in the House of Reps. Every victory counts for our Gay friends, so lets celebrate this!

  • I told you the big hands were at work: Do you really think that all these Middle East wars are just happening by chance? Really? You don't see a bunch of salivating opportunists looking to bring their own agenda's into these new forming governments and splintering countries. And of course, they do this for the people, not for the oil and positioning, of course not. The men behind the curtain are enjoying this one, you can be sure.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

THEY FOUND IT....

They Found My Remote! Thanks Heavens! I thought it had fallen between the couch cusions and from there an alternate dimension where all those socks and batteries go, but OH NO! Somehow those rat bastards the Illuminati must have wrested it from me and hidden it in none other than Vietnam! Thank you Reverend Anaglyph for finding it! I must have this remote back!


How else can I bring on the chaos?

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Now She's a Klingon?....


Condi Rice's image has flip flopped more than George Bush and John Kerry's opinions combined. She has been a Vampire, a Succubus, a Black Panther, a Nun, the Devil, and, always, a tool of the New World Order. And now, to add to that list, we have here another facet of her almost mutant shape shifting ability. She appears to be a Klingon.

I have a theory as to why Condi is the American Secretary of State. That visage will terrorize anyone who opposes her, and she will suck the blood of her enemy.

Heaven help us, this creature works in the White House.

Friday, July 14, 2006

You want Action?...

....I've got your action right here, in 2 parts!




Check out Captain Flak Paperpant's new blog, the Cannonball Action Blog (or CAB), for all the action you can handle!

What's that? Not enough action for you?

Then you should visit WOW! Observe as Dr. Robert Juvenile Murk, Captain Flak CrapmyPants, and Myself, Hobbs von Chockamole, rip each other apart in childish displays of verbiage. All contained in the posts and comments sections, and good for a laugh, to say the least.

I'm Hobbs, and Murk is a big steaming load!

Stay Gold, Ponyboy...

...but not you, Mr. T.

Can I just say, Mr. T has always been, and always will be, THE Man. His whole character is pure genius. And now, showing the true heart behind the T, Mr. T has shed his signature gold chain laden neck! Just pure T neck from now on! Why? The T took a break from shooting up commies and fighting Demons to comment:

After spending time with all the poor folks that your Christian God Smited with Hurrican Katrina, people who once had something and now have nothing, he T felt wrong about wearing so much wealth (i do NOT use the b word) around his neck. Because the T ain't looking for some phot-op. The T is there to get things done.

Here's to you, Lawrence. I mean, Mr. T.

the Future

is NOW !!!!

Scared that your phone is tapped..

...that homeland security or the FBI, CIA, or the AISB are reading your emails and hearing your phone calls? Well, here's some handy advice that one of my agents found out in the field:

Note: I, Hobbs von Wackamole, did not write any of the following -

Introduction:

So, you are paranoid enough to wonder if the police have been tapping your line? Maybe it is the 8 month long drug probe you heard about that led to 19 arrests in your area? Or not, but that's what tipped me off to inventing the White Box. And if you are like me then you will appreciate the peace of mind that comes with knowing that the Department of Homeland Security isn't reading your e-mails to Grandma.

What is the white box? It is a device you can attach to your own phone line, which will generate a moderate amount of line noise that makes it impossible for the government to sniff traffic between you and your ISP. But it doesn't generate enough line noise to interfere with your connection. The device is usually called a noise box, and can also be used to add an abnormal amount of noise on the line, which would make data transmissions almost impossible and voice communications annoying.

I discovered this Box by accident because one of the silver wires in my phone cords was exposed for most of the year. Whenever anything touched it, the cord would generate a small amount of noise on the line. And because my phone was being tapped as part of a drug investigation, my ISP would *drop my call*, but because someone else was listening I couldn't get a dial-tone until I manually forced my modem to hang-up. That may not happen with all wire-taps, but you can be sure that a little line noise makes it really hard for them to know what's happening during a data transmission. So, now that you know what it is, let us go about the steps of building one.

Building/Installing A Noise-Box:

Materials:
1 RJ11 Coupler
1 5k Potentiometer/10k Potentiometer 15 turn
1 1.0-1.5 uf Capacitor, non-polarized, 100vdc+
1 100 ohm, 1/2 or 1/4 watt resistor

Procedure:

1) Solder one end of the capacitor to the middle lug of the pot.
2) Solder one end of the resistor to either remaining end on the pot.
3) Open up the RJ11 Coupler and expose expose some copper on the red and green wires.
4) Take your white box and hook the capacitor to the green wire.
9) Hook the resistor to the red wire.
10) Plug a phone line into the white box.
11) You can now adjust the pot to add noise to the line.
11) Remember to remove the white box when you have finished testing.

Closing:

Pretty nifty, huh? Well, I know there are easier ways of doing this, and I will experiment a bit to find the best combination, so you won't have to go around adjusting pots and shit because this guide was created to interfere with making calls. And not blocking out Wire taps. It may not be perfectly suited as a tool to make it harder to log your traffic, but just a minimal amount of line noise will cause problems while you are being tapped. While it would take a lot more to do it when your line is clean.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Powderkeg


.....is getting closer to exploding! The MidEast is a mess, and getting messier. What does this mean for us? Keep watching, we shall see.

I think I'm in love with CNN..

..ok, so, a while back, in November, I posted the picture you see below. Somehow, during a press conference held by dikka-dikka-Dick Cheney, as shown on CNN, a big black X appeared briefly on his face. Damn funny. Then, last week, I caught and recorded this picture on the web. CNN just gets better and better. Just wanted to remind you all. CNN, Hobbs loves you!

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Quick War Update..


....Its coming, Its happening, and its going to get even crazier.
  • Iran... smackdown, anyone?
  • North Korea... oh come on, this is getting some serious escalation everywhere.
  • The Middle East... Did I say powderkeg, or what?

Monday, July 10, 2006

Today's Action Items

  • Dick Cheney and William J. Haynes, II - Boo! Cheney is at it again, the dirty bastard: Bush appeals court nominee William J. Haynes, II is many things – most notably, a key architect of the administration’s torture, ‘enemy combatant’ and military tribunal policies, and an important ally in Dick Cheney’s pursuit of expansive executive power. One thing he is not is a judge on the influential 4th Circuit Court of Appeals. But the Rove-Cheney machine is making another run with Haynes, hoping that the white noise of election-year security messaging will help the nomination sail though. They, of course, are also hoping that the audacity of the Haynes nomination impresses their right-wing base. Dutifully, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (R-TN) is pushing Haynes' nomination in the Senate again, with the Senate Judiciary Committee set to hold a hearing on Haynes for a second time tomorrow. If you are familiar with William Haynes, you know he’s considered by many to be the poster boy for the administration’s torture policies. But did you also know that he is a Dick Cheney crony? A recent report in The New Yorker exposes an agenda-driven inner circle of which Haynes was a part and paints a picture of the man that goes beyond his disturbing view of the law, raising serious questions about his character.
    According to the article, Haynes colluded with his mentor, David Addington in the vice president’s office (now Cheney’s chief of staff), to develop policies that have since disgraced our country, and then relied on his close friend John Yoo in the Justice Department’s Office of Legal Counsel to help defend and justify them. Perhaps the most disturbing allegation described in the report is Haynes’ deception of the Navy’s general counsel (now retired), who demanded greater oversight of what he thought were illegal operations at Guantanamo, in order to silence his protests. Call your Senator today at (202) 224-4543 – tell your senator to attend the hearing and express outrage over the fact that Haynes is in front of the committee again.
  • Massachusetts Gay Marriage Amendment- This morning, the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court ruled that the proposed amendment to the state constitution seeking to ban same-sex marriage can move forward. It is now certain that the responsibility for determining whether the proposed amendment should move forward to voters rests squarely with Massachusetts legislators.
    Legislators will meet this Wednesday to take up the question, so we only have two more days to protect marriage equality. So, figure out who your senator and your local representative is, find out if they are against the amendment and thank them, or if they are for it or haven't announced their side yet, call them and let them know how you feel.
  • Media Conglomeration - Currently, the Federal Communications Committee (FCC) limits the number of local media outlets corporation can own. This ensures that local interests control the dialogue. But big media conglomerates have been lobbying the FCC to rewrite these rules, giving them the green light to buy up local markets and expand what's known as "media consolidation." This would be good for the wallets of big media, but bad for local participation and democracy in general. Take action! f current protections were lifted, ONE media company could potentially own the major daily newspaper, at least EIGHT radio stations and THREE or more television stations in the same town. Sign the petition to stop this from happening: http://go.care2.com/e/lYB/Na/lqYC
  • Voting Rights Act - A small group of Southern lawmakers have derailed a House vote to renew expiring provisions of the Voting Rights Act (VRA), the landmark law that has protected the right to vote for millions of Americans.
    They want to gut the act and make it easier to discriminate against minority voters. Not surprisingly, these lawmakers represent states with the worst records of continued voting discrimination.
    We can’t let a small group of lawmakers destroy 40 years of progress! Email your representative and tell him or her to renew the VRA now. Go to http://action.aclu.org/vra and another petition here.
  • Emergency Contraception Pill - as it stands now, when a survivor of rape enters the emergency room she is not always given the chance to prevent unwanted pregnancy. Take action to give all rape survivors a choice in the aftermath of their assault!
  • Minimum Wage - Once again an increase in the Federal Minimum Wage has been blocked. We all know that no family or even one person can live on the Federal minimum wage of $5.15 per hour. The fact that it is still this low is disgraceful.We, the voters of this country, must force all members of Congress to understand that we cannot be fooled by political maneuvers or phony dialogue about the proposed increases costing The USA jobs. We must force them, with our letters and words, to understand that WE, the voters in their Districts and States, know their arguments don't hold water and that people are being hurt everyday in America as a result of this freezing Federal Minimum Wage while they give themselves fat pay increases. More info and petition here.
  • Verizon is Anti-Union - Verizon Wireless is one of the nation's most popular wireless providers, serving 42 million customers. But did you know the company is also one of the most anti-union? A federal Administrative Law Judge recently found that Verizon Wireless illegally disciplined a pro-union worker and interfered with employees' rights to form or support a union. And Verizon Wireless workers say the company used "scare tactics" and intimidation to prevent employees from joining unions. Tell Verizon Wireless to Stop Interfering With Employees Who Want To Form Unions!
  • Our Idiot in Chief can do whatever he wants - Under a radical new theory of presidential power, President Bush is openly claiming the right to disobey any laws he doesn't agree with -- and Congress is letting him get away with it. Presidential signing statements are nothing new -- but this President's open defiance of the law most certainly is.
    Click here to tell your representative and senators that they MUST hold Bush accountable under the law.
  • Hate Ann Coulter? - Tell politicians to denounce her, if you want. She has the freedom to say what she wants, but....Join the DCCC in telling Republicans to denounce Ann Coulter's hate speech>> http://go.care2.com/e/ljr/nI/lqYC
  • Medicare Doughnut Hole - To hold the cost of Medicare Part D down, Republicans invented the "doughnut hole" - a large gap in coverage after it reaches a certain level. Millions of Americans who signed up for the plan are about to tumble into that gap.
    The Stabenow-Kennedy bill will establish a standard prescription drug benefit administered directly by Medicare. Seniors who choose this option will have a modest deductible and co-payments for prescriptions, without any gaps in coverage.

Friday, July 07, 2006

WTF is up with Putin?


..and CNN today. This is taken word for word, the headline:
Putin kissed boy 'like a kitten'
Vladimir Putin's decision to stop a small boy as he walked through the Kremlin and kiss his stomach was prompted by a desire to "touch him like a kitten," the Russian president said on Thursday.
The five-year-old boy, identified as Nikita Konkin by the press, was clearly stunned by the kiss and speculation over Putin's motivation has run wild in the week since it happened.
"People came up and I began talking to them, among them this little boy. He seemed to me very independent, sure of himself and at the same time defenseless so to speak, an innocent boy and a very nice little boy," Putin told the Web cast.
"I tell you honestly, I just wanted to touch him like a kitten and that desire of mine ended in that act."
Putin was shown by state television chatting to graduates of military academies before he took a walk through one of the Kremlin's courtyards, often full of tourists.
He stopped and spoke to Nikita who turned away shyly. "What is your name?" Putin asked, kneeling down in front of the fair-haired boy and holding him by the waist.
"Nikita," the clearly shocked boy answered, looking from side to side.
Putin then lifted the boy's shirt and kissed him on his stomach. The Russian president then patted the boy on the head and walked off through a crowd of astonished tourists.

THANK YOU, CNN!

For finally admitting the truth. The US Government relies on Untelligence, not Intelligence!


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Dance the World War III


North Korea, north Korea, north Korea YAY
Shoot those missiles all the way
Iran Iran you want that nuke
A big sloppy missile like a giant cuke
They’re coming out of the woodwork from every direction, and my conspiratorial mind is a buzz.
Everybody’s talking about North Korea now. Its everywhere. Emergency meetings of the UN.
Sanctions against North Korea and threats in return.
Iran is sitting down for, get this, a dinner meeting with the EU.
Everybody wants a Nuke again, but this ain’t no cold war. Its not one big scary enemy anymore.
It’s lots of little countries with big aspirations. Iraq and Afghanistan are all abuzz and acrazy now.
Israel and Palestine have kicked off the flashpoint of the plan. Let’s sit in our big comfy chairs and watch as every middle eastern country gets swept into the fray, see if ol Bushy boy decides to use it as an excuse to extend his presidency. Murk, my boy, the rubble seems ever closer. Ready to dance?
Other things I’m not believing:
  • Ken Lay is not dead: Alright, first off, he died on vacation. Who gets to go on vacation right after being convicted? We all know Mr. Lay is connected all the way up. You don’t think there’s some nice island owned by the rich out there, and he’s just going to live out the remainder of his life there? He bought his way in long ago.
  • That there is a 2 party system.
  • Spacefarmer is scary

Just a theory..

..but, i think they may be actually testing some sort of mind altering substance in the subway tunnels of NYC. Its a perfect place to do it, and it wouldn't be the first time, right? What let me to this?

this article:
Subway Rider Sliced in Power Saw Attack

A man grabbed two cordless power saws off a subway station workbench and went on a rampage Thursday, swinging the saws at riders and slicing open a man's chest before running away, police said.

The 64-year-old victim, whose name was not released, was hospitalized in critical but stable condition. Police were searching for the suspect, described by witnesses as a thin man in his 30s, who had earrings in both ears and was possibly carrying a teddy bear.

Wielding a saw in each hand, the man took a swipe at one rider on a platform and missed, police said. Moments later, he cut into the man's chest at a turnstile before bolting out of the station, still carrying the power tools, which were later found in a trash can.

The attack came two weeks after a Boston man was charged with stabbing four people _ three of them tourists _ over a 13-hour period in the subway and the theater district in Manhattan.

Just seems weird, people going on completely random murderous rampages.

ah, Mexicans.....


... I no loser. Ju loser. Me winner.

we is da world. we are da chillins.

Do you know who I am? I’m The Hoff.


David Hasselhoff was kicked out of Wimbledon for being too drunk. Initially he showed up without a ticket, and then once he had one, guards escorted him — politely, of course — off the grounds after being “steaming drunk.” Hasselhoff, who has fought a long battle with booze, yelled at staff: “You should let me in. Do you know who I am? I’m The Hoff.”