Do you know who I am? I’m The Hoff.

David Hasselhoff was kicked out of Wimbledon for being too drunk. Initially he showed up without a ticket, and then once he had one, guards escorted him — politely, of course — off the grounds after being “steaming drunk.” Hasselhoff, who has fought a long battle with booze, yelled at staff: “You should let me in. Do you know who I am? I’m The Hoff.”