Democracy is a choice?
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Yes, the world continues to go crazy around us. These are the headlines:
Priest kills Nun, positions body in ritualistic fashion, still gets to wear collar
Bombing of Egyptian resort city, because tourists must be to blame.
Teen abducted, left in trunk of car.
More kids planning on killing their classmates
Good morning, kids. Well, yet again, the news is ripe with the lies and deceptions of our stolen government. Here is some of the fun we have to deal with today:
California Becomes Second State to Introduce Bush Impeachment:
The War on Terror is
...hmm, lets see. We've got this neeto little war going here, don't we. Its a great way to make money and minimize our youth population. Not to mention, it keeps everyone distracted while we change laws left and right, mess with the Federal Reserve, and milk our country for every dollar we can get. So, how do we keep this war going. I know, create a supervillian. We'll get some guy from the middle east, train him, orchestrate all kindsa crazy attacks here and there until our countrymen are drooling over the chance of finding his dead carcass.....
..vid today's news.
As some of you know, the White House has traditionally hosted an Easter egg hunt, every year, since 1878. And here is how it is run. Every year, for the entire history of the egg hunt, families lined up outside the White House lawn, and were issued tickets on a first come, first serve basis. This is how it has always happened.
DISCLAIMER: Sadly, this video, as it turns out, is false. Its advertising. However, I love the concept and the excecution, so it's staying up!
In the early 1980s, the right-wing Reagan U.S. Government was determined to undermine or overthrow the leftist government of Nicaragua. As part of this campaign, the Central Intelligence Agency produced a small illustrated booklet in both Spanish and English designed to destabilise the Nicaraguan Government and economic system. It instructed dissaffected individuals on acts of sabotage they could carry out to this end.
...ah, how the world keeps spinning. The axis is getting wobblier, and we are coming closer to destabilization! Ready for the rollercoaster ride, kids?
And of course, just so we're all in agreement:
So, who can solve the debate of South Parks Cartoon Wars part 2?
Did they actually animate Muhammed, and did Comedy Central actually censor it out?
Please, let me know what you find!
- Oh, so much happens when you aren't looking, doesn't it? Our war against the church seems to be doing well. I think we might even have their God on our side!!!! The Christian Scientists seem to be losing money and members faster than water in a flushed toilet, and are working desperate measures to recuperate! Meanwhile, in Iowa, tornados ripped through towns faster than, well, spacefarmer through a bag of mushrooms! Hell, they even destroyed this church! If that ain't an act of God, well, I'm happy either way!
Speaking of God, Easter is coming, and so is the infestation of Holy Peeps. Watch yourself. They're Holy.
and in other infestation news, Lizards are taking over Florida. This just renews my faith in the great Lizard conspiracy. I mean, come on. Its Florida!
WASHINGTON - With no fanfare, the U.S. House has passed a controversial doomsday provision that would allow a handful of lawmakers to run Congress if a terrorist attack or major disaster killed or incapacitated large numbers of congressmen.
...Ah, its the usual maddness going on in the world. We've got Scooter tattling on the President, as I'm sure you've all heard. Child Welfare paid little ol' Britney WhiteTrash Spears a little earlier, but refused to tattle on her (wow, its like, she's a celebrity, but her personal affairs are, like, Private? What a World!!). Another Shocker, Gas prices are on the rise again. Those greedy seal clubbing Canadians must be getting greedy! What's that you say? No silly, we don't get much oil from the Middle East. Thats what we call Dis-In-For-Mation!
THE DEFENTION OF NOW EXISTANCE.
from the flag
Democratic party symbol
Republican party symbol
John Kerry Campaign poster.
Can you spot the Hidden Evil? You decide....
..is about Quarters. Yes, Quarters, as in the big coins worth .25 cents here in the US of Eww. So, a bunch of years ago, the Governmint decided to issue new quarters, one for every state in the union. Each quarter has a special state oriented design on the back, and some included a number of stars. Stars were placed on only some of the coins to signify the order in which the given state was accepted into the union. The state quarters were not issued in the order they were accepted into the union. Apparently, these quarters were not released in that number order, but supposedly at 'random,' staring sometime in 1999. So, what's the conspiracy, you ask? Below are the first 3 new quarters issued, in order of issue.
Today's card is:
Knights Templar
First Knights Templar are discovered
April 10, 2006
LONDON: The first bodies of the Knights Templar, the mysterious religious order at the heart of The Da Vinci Code, have been found by archaeologists near the River Jordan in northern Israel.
British historian Tom Asbridge yesterday hailed the find as the first provable example of actual Knights Templar.
The remains were found beneath the ruined walls of Jacob's Ford, an overthrown
castle dating back to the Crusades, which had been lost for centuries.
They can be dated to the exact day -- August 29, 1179 -- that they were killed by Saladin, the feared Muslim leader who captured the fortress.
"Never before has it been possible to trace their remains to such an exact time in history,' Mr Asbridge said. "This discovery is the equivalent of the Holy Grail to archaeologists and historians. It is unparalleled."
Kids love the Illuminati Card Game! How could they not?
And see here for religious fanatic's information on how this card game, made in 1995, predicted 9/11, along with various other cwazy current events! Enjoy, kids!