Friday, April 14, 2006

Who Tests Diseases on Humans?

As you may or may not have heard, there was an interesting outbreak of this eye fungus happening, and it correlated to contact lense wearers. This had never happened before, and doctors were confused as to why suddenly this direct correlation was happening. Next thing you know, stores were pulling Bausch and
Lomb's contact lense solution, claiming that it caused the problem. For Todays Conspiracy Theory, this all seems nice and convenient. Ok, so, we insert the disease into a common product, throw it on the market, see what happens, and then pull it as an accident before we are suspected. How interesting. You be the judge!

3 Comments:

At 1:57 PM, Blogger Joey Polanski said...

A pair o wite latex glovs can give ya th clap.

 
At 4:07 PM, Blogger AngryMan said...

I think this is reasonable. I mean, making products that don't harm people is hella boring and everyone else is already doing that.
Wait, that's not right. Almost every product on the market has some sort of carcinogen in it.
Making B&L is trying to corner the unique infection market.

 
At 8:19 AM, Blogger The Don said...

Hey Hobbs,

Have you found any property in Northern Canada yet so you can escape the Govt. conspiracy against you? I heard the Northwest Territory is nice this time of year.

 

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