Funtime news report

- Oh, so much happens when you aren't looking, doesn't it? Our war against the church seems to be doing well. I think we might even have their God on our side!!!! The Christian Scientists seem to be losing money and members faster than water in a flushed toilet, and are working desperate measures to recuperate! Meanwhile, in Iowa, tornados ripped through towns faster than, well, spacefarmer through a bag of mushrooms! Hell, they even destroyed this church! If that ain't an act of God, well, I'm happy either way!


Speaking of God, Easter is coming, and so is the infestation of Holy Peeps. Watch yourself. They're Holy.

and in other infestation news, Lizards are taking over Florida. This just renews my faith in the great Lizard conspiracy. I mean, come on. Its Florida!