I’m telling ya, things happen in groups….

….are you familiar with Novelty? Terence McKenna was very involved with Novelty, the Timewave, and the magical year of 2012. Its been a while since I studied up on the subject (I’ll make it up to you!), but McKenna’s theories and devices show an increase of Novelty, similar to Fibonacci’s rabbits, ever increasing higher and higher. Novel events are essentially big discoveries, life changing and lifestyle changing, historically significant, etc etc. Look at advances in technology (very Novel events) and the increase in the last 100 or so years. Imagine life during the Industrial Revolution. Now, look at the frequency of these advances as time progressed. And please note the major increase in advances over the last 20 years. Compare that to the 20 years before that, and so on. Now look at everything around us. Look at Government. Look at weather. This all plays a part in the increase in Novelty. Hell, you hear nothing about mining accidents for decades. Then, in the last few MONTHS (have you noticed?) there has been numerous mining accidents across the globe. Hurricane after Hurricane, Volcanoes and floods. The train has lost its breaks, and the speed is increasing.

I’m noticing much Novelty increase in historical and archaeological discovery of late. November 7th, they discover Megiddo. Armageddon, baby! Sphinx in Italy, new huge Sun Temple in Cairo. Now, they’ve found another lost civilization in Indonesia. Hell, they’re going to find the grail, the alchemist’s stone, Atlantis, and all the secrets of history soon. Keep watching the news, you’ll see. More and More Novel events are happening, more discoveries are being made, and they only have 6 and half years to go. As always, I am here to help bring your attention to these important events of Novelty as they are discovered, and will rigorously continue my studies for more. Keep looking to the ski’s.


In other news: Oh god, He has returned. Watch your ass, kids!

I promise you..

....in the new world.....
people like this
will not be allowed to exist.

..Or, are the Christian Scientists behind it all..

...No, Really, I'm not in Iraq. No, listen, I took this freelance job from the Christian Scientists. They are holding me in a secret bunker under the Boston headquarters. They tricked me......you don't know the truth.. ...The Christian Scientists are orchestrating the whole War! Bush is one of them. They made the cartoon of Muhammad. Its the New Inquisition! I swear. Mballah achma mballa zootzei Allah mballah took.

Hahaha....no.....

.....I haven't eaten a baby in months.

I tried to tell you...

.....go back in the archives.. ..I said we needed to watch the birds. ..I said they were going to get us.. ..you didn't believe me, no, but its true... ......I didn't think they'd resort to germ warfare, but we all know the truth now...

..things keep rolling along...

Well, folks, things have been trundling along, as they do. We’ve experienced some setbacks along the way, but we’re still moving forward. The illusion of time, increase of wisdom, takes us further towards the inevitable goal. Of course we have more and more bizarre human activity to note, popping out of the woodwork in strange displays of explosive disarray. People can’t handle it, kids. Can you? Can you handle the coming tides…….


They found the temple, at last! The Ancient Sun Temple was uncovered in Cairo. It is the largest Sun Temple ever found, with huge statues of Ramses II. I’ll meet you there for the ritual.









Speaking of the ritual, does anyone know an efficient way of getting human parts, cheap? Not only did our voodoo priestess get stopped at the border with her Human Head, but now they’ve busted our body parts smugglers. Dammit, we need those parts!




As always, we have more and more people volunteering their useless carcasses for our rituals. More and more idiots killing each other for no good reason, or over toilet paper. As always, we encourage thinning the herd, but please, remember to remove yourself when you are through. I mean, really, does anyone want to look at this?

Those evil Illuminati bastards are up to their ol trips again!

Don't fall for it!

Every Success Counts!

Court Allows Church's Hallucinogenic Tea

Yeah, our rituals are spread all over, and we're winning the battles every day. Sure, its no Human Head, but its, well, even better than that. Yeah, tripping to heaven, baby.

The Supreme Court ruled unanimously Tuesday that a small congregation in New Mexico may use hallucinogenic tea as part of a four-hour ritual intended to connect with God.

We need your help...

....can anyone out there give your assistance?

The ritual is ready. The planets are aligned. The signs are clear. Volcanoes, Earthquakes, Landslides. We now have the proper number (21) of sacrifices cordoned off (cheerleaders, of course. They are the only thing that makes sense for sacrifice). The ancient tree has been unearthed. And now, the amulet has been discovered.


However, our priestess seems to have run into a snag. It seems that one needs "proper documentation" in order to bring a human head into the United States.

Please, does anyone know how to get that proper documentation. We need that head!

here it comes

in case you hadn't heard

my old favorite:
Scientists Warn of Melting Ice in Arctic

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Scientists on Monday painted a gloomy picture of the effects of global warming on the Arctic, warning of melting ocean ice, rising oceans, thawed permafrost and forests susceptible to bugs and fire.
"A lot of the stories you read make it sound like there's uncertainty," said Jonathan Overpeck, a professor of geosciences at the University of Arizona. "There's not uncertainty."

Deborah Williams, a conference organizer and former director of the Alaska Conservation Foundation, said Alaska is Ground Zero for observing the effects of global warming because so many natural phenomena are tied to ice and the repercussions of it melting.

Overpeck reviewed NASA studies showing how Arctic ice has shrunk in size and depth. Climate models 25 years ago predicted a shrinking ice pack.
"What we didn't predict is that it would be so dramatic," Overpeck said.

If warming trends continue, Overpeck said, the globe eventually will get a nasty message from the Arctic: a rise in sea levels. Higher oceans will flow into low-lying parts of the world such as New Orleans, making recovery in that hurricane-ravaged city moot.
"It's hard to imagine why we're wanting to rebuild if we're going to allow global warming," Overpeck said.

yup, still pissed...

...yup, the earth, nature, god, whatever you wanna call it. its still hitting the fan more than ever!

Jan 14, Volcano in Alaska. Sure. Inactive for 20 years. OK. Why not erupt now?

Feb 2, you got a tornado. Where? Oh, in lovely New Orleans, right where its needed.

Right Now, sure, last year was flooding galore. Now, yup, California is burning once again

But we're not immature or petty..

...Alright People. This is a War. This is Serious business, and you will all conduct yourselfs as adults. This is Religion people. Do not act like petty children. This is serious business. Serious enough to Die for.

...Hobbs, what are you talking about?

What, you ask. Alright, I'll explain. Remember last week or so, when those cwazy fundamentalist nutjobs over in Islam land got all pissy about cartoons of Muhammad in European Newspapers? They were gonna kidnap and kill innocents because they don't like their god being in a cartoon (yo, assbags. its your god, not theirs!). Well, apparently they've learned lessons from American Junior High kids, and are striking back in an effort worse than murder!

TEHRAN, Iran - A prominent Iranian newspaper said Tuesday it would hold a competition for cartoons on the Holocaust to test whether the West extends the principle of freedom of expression to the Nazi genocide as it did to the caricatures of the Prophet Muhammad.

Hundreds of Iranians hurled stones, and sometimes gasoline bombs, at the Danish and Austrian embassies in Tehran in protest against the cartoons Monday. Austria currently holds the European Union presidency.

"Does the West extend freedom of expression to the crimes committed by the United States and Israel, or an event such as the Holocaust? Or is its freedom only for insulting religious sanctities?"

For Joey...

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We have a new weapon...

....against stupid people everywhere. And the best part is, you can give this to a stupid person as a gift, and they'll thank you. Then, it will burn their house down, perhaps with them in it. So, go forth, my children, and purchase as many of these items as you can.......

yes, the latest Myth or Not?
Glad Plug-Ins: Fire Hazard, or chemical laden sweet smelling air freshener

you be the judge!