..Or, are the Christian Scientists behind it all..

...No, Really, I'm not in Iraq. No, listen, I took this freelance job from the Christian Scientists. They are holding me in a secret bunker under the Boston headquarters. They tricked me......you don't know the truth.. ...The Christian Scientists are orchestrating the whole War! Bush is one of them. They made the cartoon of Muhammad. Its the New Inquisition! I swear. Mballah achma mballa zootzei Allah mballah took.