Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Every Success Counts!


Court Allows Church's Hallucinogenic Tea

Yeah, our rituals are spread all over, and we're winning the battles every day. Sure, its no Human Head, but its, well, even better than that. Yeah, tripping to heaven, baby.

The Supreme Court ruled unanimously Tuesday that a small congregation in New Mexico may use hallucinogenic tea as part of a four-hour ritual intended to connect with God.

4 Comments:

At 5:55 PM, Blogger Joey Polanski said...

Only problem is that God now hasta apply fer a special license t appear in hallucinations.

Th goverment giveth; an th goverment taketh away.

 
At 2:39 PM, Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

OHH please Sodomy next!

 
At 6:42 PM, Blogger Joey Polanski said...

Courts already allow sodomy. Jus walk inta a courtroom an BEND OVR.

 
At 4:10 PM, Blogger Captain Flak Paperpants said...

HIB DAB DIBBIDY DIG DOG

 

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