Mother Nature is still pissed.

This year has been no better. We’ve got tsunamis and earthquakes worldwide. We used to have New Orleans. Now, we have Venice, LA!
To those of you religious nuts who claimed it was God’s revenge on the gay and corrupt city, please note that one of the main areas that was NOT destroyed by the hurricanes was the heavily gay populated French Quarter (thanks to the Daily Show for informing me of that one)!
Sadly, on the flip side, those of us up North who were enjoying the destruction of the Bush loving South, thinking this was Natures revenge on them for the past 8 years (Made sense, hit Florida first, where they screwed everything up, then just keep on punching away at the South!) well, we got handed our hats this past 2 weeks by insane rainstorms and flooding everywhere! Hey, Wait, I know. We can blame this on the people who voted in Mitt Romney as our Governor. Who invited that asshole anyways? Mitt, take your son Tagg, grab a boat and life preserver, and float away. No one asked you, and you obviously know you you’re not wanted!!
But I Digress… Batten down the hatches, folks. We’ve got another storm a’comin!!! Tropical Storm Wilma

So, get ready folks. Be Prepared. It shows no sign of slowing, and there is just no way of knowing where Nature is going to nail us next. Build your bomb shelters and stock up on the necessities of life.
Let this picture remind you of what is important. He’s an inspiration to us all. You see here everything you need! Go forth and conquer!!!
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