Yeah, because Cops are SO superior...
..ok, so, I'm an angry driver. I'm safe as hell, but i yell at other people a lot for putting my safety at risk! Sometimes, its cops I'm beeping or yelling at. I get yelled at for doing this. "They're cops. I'm sure they have somewhere important to be." Like when I see fatass idiot cops directing traffic, but they're just sitting there watching the pavement and not working, and I'm just fucking waiting around to get somewhere. Pisses me off. Cops are SUPPOSED to be model citizens, right? Help maintain 'law and order,' right? Like this fella here. He can arrest me anytime!
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How about Robocop, he's the bomb
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Ill thank you t lay off my Auntie Grizelda, Hobbsy! She werks hard fer th munny!
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I got throwd in jail fer smirkin atta cop wile I was pissin on his shoes! DAM! Cant evn smirk anymore! What is this? Comunist Russia?
Ginny,
You did not. Get off your high horse and treat people equally.
There are more good police than bad police out there. What did you expect him to do? Smile and say you're right. You're lucky he was a cop. Had he been the average citizen, you'd be missing your bicuspids.
So, you hate sports, people who watch sports are stupid, cops are all dumb, going to jail is cool and you just turned 15. Great. What's next? Spitting on soldiers as they come back from Iraq?
Good God, Hobbs. You said she had potential?
*sigh*
Murk, you are right, there are good cops out there. The problem is any idiot can be one.
And yes I did, so thanks.
Don't tell me to get off my high horse. Going to jail when I just turned 15? No, it's more like I was 18. Surely you've had a crappy drunken night before? And I would never spit on a soldier. Please don't make assumptions about me.
Oh, but wait, I forgot, you have your PHD! Oh, but yea, that stands for Paid His Dues, lmfao.
I treat people equally, until they give me a reason not to. I'm sorry that your life sucks so bad that you have to be angry and bitter towards everyone. It's not my fault you don't get laid, and all you ahve is sports. So, stop acting like you're some hard ass that knows everything, and get a damn life!
By the way, I never said people who watch sports are stupid. There you go making stuff up again! Some people just go over board with the sports is all.
Grow up Murk.
Fuck you, and your PHD. Fuck this lame ass blog, fuck blogging in general. It's something I do to waste time while at work. I have a real life, and I don't feel the need to impress people on the internet.
Torment me until you die if you must, you are the one who will look back on life and be dissapointed,cocksucker.
Good for you, you're married! Woah, you have accomplished something in your life. I'm willing to be she isn't as hot as you think, though. Why don't you devote the energy you waste on useless ramblings, to say... pleasing your wife!
I don't give a damn what you think, what your fucking mother thinks, or anyone else thinks honestly. So keep going Murk... put that lovely Paid His Dues to work and mouth on some more.
It's not my fault you have a small penis. Oh, wait, can hobbs confirm this?
You are a queer who is just angry at the world.
Mrs. Murk is taking a nap.
My mother hasn't said anything about you yet.
Hobbs has never seen my penis.
Queer means odd, not gay.
Penis jokes confirm your age at 15.
Maybe you should be WORKING instead of replying all the time.
Me mad? I'm laughing! This is what I do for fun. You've been great, really!
You still haven't gotten it? Okay I'll spell it out.
1. I have no idea who you are or what you believe.
2. I deliberately targetted you with a bunch of really lame comments to piss you off. I could care less if anyone likes cops.
3. You blew up like a pregant goat.
4. I've been ahving a great time while you've been getting madder and madder.
Now you'll say that you were never mad because you don't give a shit.
I'm sorry sweetheart, but you lie worse than you write. It bit you.
Oh and I assure you that I'm VERY confident my wife is hot. And she's better looking at 30 then you are at 15. Ha!
Okay, I'm done. How about you? Or do you still think there exists a Dr. Murk who struts around the internet trying to make his sorry ass feel better by slamming pre-college crap like you?
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