Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Yeah, because Cops are SO superior...

..ok, so, I'm an angry driver. I'm safe as hell, but i yell at other people a lot for putting my safety at risk! Sometimes, its cops I'm beeping or yelling at. I get yelled at for doing this. "They're cops. I'm sure they have somewhere important to be." Like when I see fatass idiot cops directing traffic, but they're just sitting there watching the pavement and not working, and I'm just fucking waiting around to get somewhere. Pisses me off. Cops are SUPPOSED to be model citizens, right? Help maintain 'law and order,' right? Like this fella here. He can arrest me anytime!

10 Comments:

At 4:42 PM, Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

How about Robocop, he's the bomb

 
At 5:38 PM, Blogger Ginny said...

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At 5:38 PM, Blogger Joey Polanski said...

Ill thank you t lay off my Auntie Grizelda, Hobbsy! She werks hard fer th munny!

 
At 5:39 PM, Blogger Ginny said...

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At 6:52 PM, Blogger Joey Polanski said...

I got throwd in jail fer smirkin atta cop wile I was pissin on his shoes! DAM! Cant evn smirk anymore! What is this? Comunist Russia?

 
At 11:15 AM, Blogger Dr. R. Murk said...

Ginny,

You did not. Get off your high horse and treat people equally.

There are more good police than bad police out there. What did you expect him to do? Smile and say you're right. You're lucky he was a cop. Had he been the average citizen, you'd be missing your bicuspids.

So, you hate sports, people who watch sports are stupid, cops are all dumb, going to jail is cool and you just turned 15. Great. What's next? Spitting on soldiers as they come back from Iraq?

Good God, Hobbs. You said she had potential?

*sigh*

 
At 12:21 PM, Blogger Ginny said...

Murk, you are right, there are good cops out there. The problem is any idiot can be one.

And yes I did, so thanks.

Don't tell me to get off my high horse. Going to jail when I just turned 15? No, it's more like I was 18. Surely you've had a crappy drunken night before? And I would never spit on a soldier. Please don't make assumptions about me.

Oh, but wait, I forgot, you have your PHD! Oh, but yea, that stands for Paid His Dues, lmfao.

I treat people equally, until they give me a reason not to. I'm sorry that your life sucks so bad that you have to be angry and bitter towards everyone. It's not my fault you don't get laid, and all you ahve is sports. So, stop acting like you're some hard ass that knows everything, and get a damn life!

By the way, I never said people who watch sports are stupid. There you go making stuff up again! Some people just go over board with the sports is all.

 
At 3:04 PM, Blogger Dr. R. Murk said...

Ginny,

I will go on tormenting you until you die. You are a moron. No, I've never spit on a cop and told him he was an idiot while drunk. That was you, you 15 year old liar. Stop making crap up or go away.

You can "lmfao" all you want. I am superior to you in every aspect because I know and appreciate that not any idiot can become a cop and not everyone who loves sports is that jock that made fun of you in high school.

You are on a high horse. You're getting high right now, on a horse, you nazi hippie freak.

You think I don't get laid? Why? Because I think you don't shave your legs and your boyfriend is a crystal meth addict who claims to like punk rock just to piss his parents off? That makes NO sense.

Everyone on these blogs, sites and boards if fucking LAUGHING AT YOU. I'm been married for 6 years and my wife is extremely hot and devoted to me. Hobbs? Confirm?

You see, Hobbsie and I are of a like mind. We don't like whiners, we don't buy into bullshit and we hate fake rebels who make up cop stories to sound tough. And, we get laid like Sultans.

What you don't get (and here's where you're going to drop) is thatI've been antagonizing you for a reason. Unfortunately, my assumptions about you being

1. Smart enough to make a sound point
2. Patient enough to ignore an idiot like me
3. In tune with any sort of spirituality

were all msiguided. Having read your blog and seen for myself how you handle adverse reations, I can honestly say, not only are you not qualified, but I am actually EMBARASSED for you.

Check this out. You're mind is whirling right now:

"Fuck him! What? He's the one who should be embarassed! Wait, respond coolly. Wait. Why? OMG, what the fuck? I know. I'll tell him 'don't flatter yourself' and tell him I'm above this shit. But wait... what if this is for real? What if this is a big test?"

Hey, now you're catching on.

"Bullshit," you think.

It's not, little girl. Pick yourself up off the floor and learn how to fight. Dot. There's a war coming and we might need you.

 
At 3:31 PM, Blogger Ginny said...

Grow up Murk.

Fuck you, and your PHD. Fuck this lame ass blog, fuck blogging in general. It's something I do to waste time while at work. I have a real life, and I don't feel the need to impress people on the internet.

Torment me until you die if you must, you are the one who will look back on life and be dissapointed,cocksucker.

Good for you, you're married! Woah, you have accomplished something in your life. I'm willing to be she isn't as hot as you think, though. Why don't you devote the energy you waste on useless ramblings, to say... pleasing your wife!

I don't give a damn what you think, what your fucking mother thinks, or anyone else thinks honestly. So keep going Murk... put that lovely Paid His Dues to work and mouth on some more.

It's not my fault you have a small penis. Oh, wait, can hobbs confirm this?

You are a queer who is just angry at the world.

 
At 5:23 PM, Blogger Dr. R. Murk said...

Mrs. Murk is taking a nap.

My mother hasn't said anything about you yet.

Hobbs has never seen my penis.

Queer means odd, not gay.

Penis jokes confirm your age at 15.

Maybe you should be WORKING instead of replying all the time.

Me mad? I'm laughing! This is what I do for fun. You've been great, really!

You still haven't gotten it? Okay I'll spell it out.

1. I have no idea who you are or what you believe.

2. I deliberately targetted you with a bunch of really lame comments to piss you off. I could care less if anyone likes cops.

3. You blew up like a pregant goat.

4. I've been ahving a great time while you've been getting madder and madder.

Now you'll say that you were never mad because you don't give a shit.

I'm sorry sweetheart, but you lie worse than you write. It bit you.

Oh and I assure you that I'm VERY confident my wife is hot. And she's better looking at 30 then you are at 15. Ha!

Okay, I'm done. How about you? Or do you still think there exists a Dr. Murk who struts around the internet trying to make his sorry ass feel better by slamming pre-college crap like you?

 

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