So, here we are..

..the end of another week. A lot has happened this week, most of which I've already told you about. Here are a few more signs that 1. People are assholes 2. Nature hates us 3. The end is Nigh!!!!

• Well, this absolute idiocy shall rank at #1 for the day: Bush's approval rate rebounds slightly. FUCK ALL OF YOU! Even slightly is no fucking good. He's an idiot, straight up. Get him the fuck out of there! GOD, DO I HAVE TO DRAW YOU A PICTURE.
• Some idiot from Rhode Island, the tiny land of mostly idiots, who is probably in some way related to the chief idiot of the last entry (THE GODDAMN PRESIDENT) has decided that, instead of putting Santa and Frosty and all that feelgood crap all over his lawn for Xmas, he would put a SHRINE TO PARIS HILTON!!!! Need I say more? Well, one more thing. It MADE THE NEWS.
  
• New Orleans police chief fired 60 officers. - Hmm, ok, this one is a tough one. Most of these officers ditched during the big ol Fuck You from Nature. Should they have? Can you blame them? Should they get in trouble? And, really, is Now the time to fire them? I'll have to do some soul searching here, but I pretty much think the entire city should be abandoned, so, well, I just don't know...
• Well, this is either genius or too much free time. Probably Both. Some freaking, well, freak came up with this invention - The Boing Boing alarm clock! This alarm clock launches a small, noisy helicopter to hover over your bed when it goes off: One thing that sometimes wakes you up at night and prevents you from sleeping is the mosquito or blowfly when flying around your room. You can't and don't want to fall asleep again until you've caught it. These produces adrenalin and requires movements. The alarm clock blowfly works like a "blowfly" that at the desire time it escapes from a cage in your room. It starts moving and producing sound around you - to turn it off you should catch it and put it back in the cage. Shit, I need that!
• Perhaps these idiots took my suggestions too far - Boy testifies about foster home with CAGES - read this for yourself.
• America's next big overreaction? - HE WAS AFRAID OF FLYING AND OFF HIS MEDS! Did you really hear him say Bomb?? Did you?
• Crazy bitch beats Jehova's Witness to death with butcher knife (no stabbing, however) for fear that her neighbors were trying to kill her........hmmmm..a good reason, right?
• You know what pisses me off. The section titled 'Entertainment News.' FUCK YOU. Its not news. I could care less about the personal lives of fucking actors and bad musicians, and if you are reporting about shows, IT AINT NEWS!
  
• Great, now the Glaciers are retreating. Running away. Leaving. Next thing, there'll be a bird flu. Oh, wait.
• Ugh, I'm bored at this now. Its not as fun when i'm home, and could be loafing about....I Mean, studying, learning, and making the world better for you! Not to mention the links don't seem to be working. It snowed like a foot, i gotta go pay a kid to shovel and get drunk. Hey Murk, wanna come?