God damn them....

....do you KNOW what I did all day?? DO YOU??? God damn them, i WORKED ALL DAY. All freaking day! You know what else? I did a pretty freaking good job. And you know what makes me feel like throwing up? It almost felt.......shudder........GOOD. Great jumping jehova's witnesses man. Hobbs needs your help. I didn't get to visit Spacefarmers page today. I read that fucking thing like 15 times a day (cuz he obviously doesn't work, and posts all day!) I didn't get to go to Hill TV today, and i feel like a goddamn heroin addict who's about to grab some stuffy old broad in a bad fur and pearls, drag her by the hair into an alley, beat her sensless with whatever blunt object I can find, piss on her, take her purse, shove her pearls in my ass, and run to the nearest dealer (That's Hill TV folks, www.hill-tv.com. No, I swear, its not addictive, and will not make you socially maligned). Goddamn it, they are watching me. Look at all this swearing. BUT I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN, gentle readers. Keep the faith. Keep visiting me here. And if you are lonely, here are some friends of mine who will help you through this troubled times....

• Dr. Murk
• the Joey Polansky show
  
• Spacefarmer's TOTALLY useless blog
• Ginny
• Malach
• Hill TV
• Ms. Supkis and the News
  
• And join all of us, and more, at the Minimum Security forum
• if I let you out, too fucking bad. your not important enough to spring into my tired drunken friday night and i have to fucking shovel the driveway but not before a few more beers raddled mind. Well, let me know. I can always update the post!

Murk says "Mmmmmm......feels good in the poophole!"