Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Start Paying attention to the Birds….

Start Paying attention to the Birds….

Like I said about the Parrots, Birds know more than you think!
They’ve been around a lot longer than us, have a shelf live of 300 years (we only think they have short life spans because the birds we keep in captivity kill themselves due to their disgust with humankind), and secretly eat our young when we’re not looking.

New evidence of yet another meat eating bird that scientist CLAIM lived 165 million years ago was discovered. Of course, some of us believe it is still around today.

“It was about the size of an ostrich, and it was a meat-eater," said Debra Mickelson, a University of Colorado graduate student in geological sciences. "The tracks suggest it waded along the shoreline eating monkeys and young cavemen, and swam offshore, perhaps to feed on fish or carrion."

Ms. Mickelson refused to comment on this reporters questions regarding the possibility that the Flying Spaghetti Monster was in fact our God, created Birds in its own image, and invents the past as it goes along. “I have been informed by voices not to make any claims regarding that particular tru..that particular speci…that subject. I have to go now.”
When contacted for a follow up interview, Ms. Mickelson’s family informed this reporter of her mysterious disappearance, stating that upon entering her apartment, the noticable smell of spaghetti sauce was apparent.

2 Comments:

At 10:40 AM, Blogger Dr. R. Murk said...

So, this is your blog, eh? Looks just like appartment number five after a night of Sean and Jesse P. getting drunk and making out on the couch.

Well, at least YOU didn't hide plates of meat and socks under the couch...

 
At 10:42 AM, Blogger Hobbs von Wackamole said...

or perhaps, you didnt find them!

 

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