Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Today's Wrath of God...


  • Because, like I said before, God Hates Indonesia: A magnitude 6.4 undersea earthquake struck Indonesia's Moluccas islands on Tuesday and there was a possibility of a tsunami, an official at the meteorological agency said.
  • And, Everybody Hates Florida: Tropical Storm Ernesto moved over water north of Cuba Tuesday and was expected to strengthen before striking Florida, the National Hurricane Center said.
  • But, Why God? Why Hawaii?: The U.S. military has evacuated 200 people from Wake Island before the arrival of Typhoon Ioke, the strongest Central Pacific hurricane in more than decade. Classified as a Category 5 "super typhoon," Ioke is expected to extensively damage the U.S. territory when it hits Wednesday with 155-mph winds, said Jeff Powell, lead forecaster for the National Weather Service in Honolulu.

1 Comments:

At 12:58 PM, Blogger Joey Polanski said...

Q. Why is a hurricane like a marriage?

A. Cause it starts wit a lotta blowin an suckin, but in th end ya lose yer house.

(*ba-dump-bump-PSHHHHH*)

 

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