He who seeketh eternal life...

....shall be ridiculed by the media. Wacky Magician guy David Copperfield, who owns 4 islands in the Caribbean, claims to have found the fountain of youth there. "I've discovered a true phenomenon," Copperfield told the wire service. "You can take dead leaves, they come in contact with the water, they become full of life again...Bugs or insects that are near death, come in contact with the water, they'll fly away. It's an amazing thing, very, very exciting."

Our favorite new beastie is popping up all over the news!

Have they found the logos? Scientists believe they have found a key gene that helped the human brain evolve from our chimp-like ancestors. In just a few million years, one area of the human genome seems to have evolved about 70 times faster than the rest of our genetic code. It appears to have a role in a rapid tripling of the size of the brain's crucial cerebral cortex, according to an article published Thursday in the journal Nature.

Germ Paranoia? People are so scared of germs, they want booties at the airport?