It was self defense, I swear!
Yeah! They were suspected of trying to assasinate me, so, I had em shot. Self defense. What do you mean? If someone thinks about killing me, then I can kill them in self defense. Yeah! Right. Its the only way to go. Yeah, there were 148 of em. No, I'm not wrong, they were all going to try to kill me. WHAT? Can you restate the question? You're saying they actually have to TRY to kill me first?? What the hell is that?
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"Yer onner, where I come from, a dicktaters allowd t kill fokes he dont like."
Did you ever notice Saddam backwards is Maddas?
So maybe Hussein got a little carried away w/survival of the fittest. No one's perfect!
"So I bent th cuntry ovr an then shovd a Tigris up th ol Euphrates an de-flowerd th hole fertile crescent, yer onner. Im a dicktater! A tyrannickle dicktater! An I was jus puttin th 'Saddam' in 'sodomy'!"
Hib dib diggity dang dang!
Hib dib diggity dang dang!
White liiiiinnnnnes...
Maybe Saddam is Cobra Coomander?
http://www.amateur-all-stars.com/cobra.mp3
In Florida, a law is "If someone is trespassing on your property and you feel threatened, you have the right to kill them". He shoulda killed 'em all in Florida.
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