Wednesday, March 01, 2006

It was self defense, I swear!


Yeah! They were suspected of trying to assasinate me, so, I had em shot. Self defense. What do you mean? If someone thinks about killing me, then I can kill them in self defense. Yeah! Right. Its the only way to go. Yeah, there were 148 of em. No, I'm not wrong, they were all going to try to kill me. WHAT? Can you restate the question? You're saying they actually have to TRY to kill me first?? What the hell is that?

7 Comments:

At 3:42 PM, Blogger Joey Polanski said...

"Yer onner, where I come from, a dicktaters allowd t kill fokes he dont like."

 
At 9:47 PM, Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

Did you ever notice Saddam backwards is Maddas?

 
At 7:02 AM, Blogger AngryMan said...

So maybe Hussein got a little carried away w/survival of the fittest. No one's perfect!

 
At 8:37 AM, Blogger Joey Polanski said...

"So I bent th cuntry ovr an then shovd a Tigris up th ol Euphrates an de-flowerd th hole fertile crescent, yer onner. Im a dicktater! A tyrannickle dicktater! An I was jus puttin th 'Saddam' in 'sodomy'!"

 
At 3:21 PM, Anonymous Nothanig said...

Hib dib diggity dang dang!
Hib dib diggity dang dang!

White liiiiinnnnnes...

 
At 3:56 PM, Blogger Dr. R. Murk said...

Maybe Saddam is Cobra Coomander?

http://www.amateur-all-stars.com/cobra.mp3

 
At 7:06 PM, Blogger Salbert said...

In Florida, a law is "If someone is trespassing on your property and you feel threatened, you have the right to kill them". He shoulda killed 'em all in Florida.

 

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