Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Hobbs' proselytizing on dat ass....

….And I say unto thee, things will begin to happen that will confuse and scare you…
.....and these things that happen will come with more frequency…
.....and these things that happen will show you that things around you are changing...
…that things around you cannot be explained as easily as you and your society think…
....and these things will show you that the time is coming for vast change…
.....and your world will show the signs that it is unhappy with you and the way you choose to exist…
...and your world will shake, will quake, a little here, a little there...
..and you will be bombarded with storms, hurricanes, tsunami's, blizzards, and tornados....
....and volcanoes will begin to erupt with great frequency..



...and fires will scour the land, especially around those most deserving, such as Texas ...

....…….and the various species of your world will
begin to birth strange offspring with extra
appendages, heads, brains. Even your own species will begin to birth these creatures…



….And you will see these things happen every day, more and more…and if you do not see that these events are a call to rise up, then you will be left in the dust…..The time is now……..these things are happening….and we’ve got 7 years to go.

4 Comments:

At 11:42 AM, Blogger Hobbs von Wackamole said...

i reposted this damn thing like 15 times, and it kept combining lines. what the F.

 
At 12:04 PM, Anonymous Ginny said...

Shut up Hobbs! I'm having my period and I hate men!

Your penis is smaller than mine!

I'm a big scary doofus!

 
At 12:40 PM, Blogger Hobbs von Wackamole said...

wow, what did i do?

 
At 2:46 PM, Blogger Joey Polanski said...

Jus my luck, my kidsll all be born wit TWO fuckin eyes!

 

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