Today's News Headlines...

..and the Hits just keep on comin'

• Finding Said to Boost Proof of Goliath - JERUSALEM - Archaeologists digging at the purported biblical home of Goliath have unearthed a shard of pottery bearing an inscription of the Philistine's name, a find they claimed lends historical credence to the Bible's tale of David's battle with the giant. While the discovery is not definitive evidence of Goliath's existence, it does support the Bible's depiction of life at the time the battle was supposed to have occurred, said Dr. Aren Maeir, a professor at Bar-Ilan University and director of the excavation. "What this means is that at the time there were people there named Goliath," he said. "It shows us that David and Goliath's story reflects the cultural reality of the time." So, there were really Giant People back then, and they were all named Goliath? Hmmm....
• Evidence of Huge Ancient Crocodile Found - Goliath had a pet. This is him. Cute, eh?
• Potential Origins of Europeans Found - Studies show that Europeans are descended from Hunter Gatherer's, not early Anglo Farmers! Sorry Hitler, you lose!
• Global Warming Moved Plants Northward - The Ent's are coming, and they are Pissed!
• Robertson warns Pennsylvania voters of God's wrath- WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- Conservative Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson told citizens of a Pennsylvania town that they had rejected God by voting their school board out of office for supporting "intelligent design" and warned them Thursday not to be surprised if disaster struck. Pennsylvanian residents collectively lift middle fingers whilst laughing hysterically. Sorry, Robertson, you're Hitler!
• Hubble sees stars being born - A new image from the Hubble Space Telescope reveals stars in the process of being born amid a fantastic scene of wispy space structures and intense radiation. Sorry Hitler, you aren't this pretty.