Wednesday, November 09, 2005

..Thanks to MSNBC, I'll be cured....


..Yes, thank the good lord for MSNBC!!! With these helpful guidelines that they have posted on their website, we will all be fully free from disease.
Vid here:
  • If you know you’re sick with the flu, stay home (NO PARTYING).
  • Get a flu shot, which not only protects you but helps prevent contagion (Just Because you're paranoid....).
  • Within a day of becoming ill, ask your doctor about antiviral medications, which can shorten the episode and contain the virus (Wow, Medicine, really?).
  • Be especially cautious between late December and early March, the peak of flu season.
  • Sneeze or cough into your elbow, not into your hands (Snot makes a lovely accessory).
  • Clean phones, doorknobs and desktops with alcohol swabs (unsure? Watch What About Bob, you'll see).
  • Throw used tissues away (and I was using them insulate my house?)!
  • Wash your hands and face often with hot, soapy water (dirty people are gross).
  • During flu season, never let anyone lick your keyboard (now THAT is good advice. Don't like other peoples keyboards, and certainly don't let them lick your's. You know the rule: "If I lick it, I own it!").

2 Comments:

At 9:36 AM, Blogger Dr. R. Murk said...

Am I an 'alcohol swab'?

 
At 9:40 AM, Blogger Hobbs von Wackamole said...

yes Murk, yes you are. Rub your pretty head all over doorknobs, telephones, and desktops, and you will be safe. unless you lick a keyboard. a synthesizer, fine, but not a keyboard

 

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