..I'm here to help.....

...I realize that i spend much of my blogging time talking the religious talk. Well, at least the apocalyptic talk. I leave most of the politics to the TUB, and i hit the funny from time to time. But don't worry, my dear children. I'm not just concerned with our future. I am concerned for YOU, you here today, stuck in this joke of a world. The present is a dirty ugly place, and so much of it is incorrect. I am certainly working on rants for you about what needs a fixin' in the dirty world today, and in conjuction with MollyBurger's Head CockMaster, I bring you today's list:

THINGS NO LONGER ALLOWED:

• Whitney Houston
• 
• Plastic Christmas Wreathes
• Training Bras
• "Sippy" cups
• Crosswalk Buttons
• Maroon 5
• Lefty Scissors
• XBox
• Puggles (new cross breed-Pugs and Beagles)
• Mangos
• Filet O Fish
• Class Rings
• WALMART (check this out!)
• Mitt Romney
• MItt ROMNEY
• MITT ROMNEY
• 
• MITT FUCKING ROMNEY
• FUCKING MITT ROMNEY
• MITT ROMNEY FUCKING

The items found on this list should no longer be allowed in your life. Turn them away!