Monday, November 07, 2005

Keep on Breeding....

.....Much like the so called Red States, the Catholics have truly embraced an accepted theory for World Domination: Breed them Out! G-Diddy and the Popes have done more to spread the Catholic faith in terms of breeding than just about anyone - no contraceptives, no abortion, no divorce - i.e. Make those babies, cuz we need more catholics! Apparenly, women are considered baby machines, and every time you have sex, you should be making more catholics, regardless of the worlds overpopulation problems!

Thus, in today's lovely first example of Whats wrong with the world, the "Vatican Sees Sainthood for Mother of 11". Yup, some breeder had eleven freaking screaming maggoty catholic children, and now the Pope and his crew wanna make her a saint. "An Italian mother who raised 11 children was moving ahead on the road to possible sainthood Sunday amid a Vatican campaign in favor of large families." At least the one thing in her favor, she didn't pump them all out. Just 9 of them!!! "Eurosia Fabris, known as "Mamma Rosa," raised two children whose mother died while they were little, then married their father and with him had nine children." "On Wednesday, Pope Benedict XVI praised large families and called for countries to approve legislation and other incentives to help them. The pontiff has said that there is no future without children." No future for the Catholic Church, at least! We should be so lucky.


At 9:18 AM, Anonymous Pope Benny said...

Mmmmmm. Children!

At 9:20 AM, Blogger Hobbs von Wackamole said...

Wow, I hadn't even thought of that! Thanks Popie! Not only do they encourage breeding to make more catholics, but for food and sex toys too!


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