...My studies do keep my quite busy...

..and I apologize for not being so vigilant here with my blog. But I assure you, the knowledge I gain is for your benefit as well! The tomes of information are pouring in, so more on that later. I know I promised to inform you of the signs, and I thought it fair to include signs of what is coming, updates on the progress we are making in pulling down the establishment, and also show you things that are just plain wrong with us that need fixing! Here are some headlines...

• Man kills buck with bare hands in bedroom - sure, he called animal control, but they took too long, and he really wanted to go to bed. So, why not go in there and beat the poor confused beast to death? At least he's gonna eat the meat!
• 'Goonies' Face Charges In Attack On Woman, 76 - Oh Chunk, how low you've fallen!
• House With Bride for Sale for $600,000 - Wow, you really CAN put a monetary value on human life. Oh, wait, she's selling herself! Isn't that prostitution?
• Good Samaritan Has Run-In With Demon - never help the undead. The Demon's get jealous.
• U.S. Could Restrict Travel to Prevent Flu - they finally found their excuse to declare marshall law. Of course its the bird flu...
• Deer Stops at Nurse's Station at Hospital - another deer story in the same day. Hmmm...You ever notice how in movies the animals are always the first to know when something bad is coming.....
• Mo. Team Mounts Tiny Cameras Atop Deer - soon we'll see what they see!
• Israeli Rabbis Release Forbidden-Name List - Uttering the name Ariel is problematic because it could beckon an angel namesake instead, drawing down his wrath, they caution. Omri _ the name of an evil biblical king _ should be taboo because of the highly negative connotation. What other names raise rabbinical ire? All those that sound non-Jewish _ like Donna, Barr and Shirly. So do typically male names given to girls _ like Roni and Danielle. Names that include the suffix or prefix "el," which means God in Hebrew.