Monday, October 31, 2005

The Sign's, they just keep on a comin!...

Texas Pastor Electrocuted During Baptism....
God don't like Microphones. How dare you get your voice so loud, so much louder than his???
A pastor performing a baptism was electrocuted inside his church Sunday morning after adjusting a nearby microphone while standing in water, a church employee said. Someone obviously wasn't paying attention when being told about standing in holy water and using the hairdryer. The CMC, or Catholic Merchandising Company, released an immediate memo assuring the world that warning labels will now be included with all communion wafers, holy water, baptizin tubs, and priest collars. The woman being baptized apparently had not stepped into the water and was not seriously injured.

Hmmm, may the Lord strike me down if I'm wrong, but I think this guy is holding pita bread!


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