I learned something..
..a few things, actually. 1. Going to a Basketball game is super boring. 2. That boredome leads to faster drinking. 3. Drinking a few before the game will push that along 4. Going to a bar afterwards for another beer is potentially a mistake 5. falling asleep on the chair is better than th bed when yr drunk, until you wake up fully dressed at 5AM 6. just go to bed, take some advil, and show up late for work 8. Murk really cares 7. if you Google Image search the word Hangover, you come up with some great stuff. 
i'll post more as the day progresses!
23 Comments:
Um, please tell me you're not talking about the Celtics Game last night...
In fact, I am Murk. I am.
What a waste. Giving Celtics tickets to you is like giving a Muslim BBQ pork ribs...
What do you have against sports anyways?
you know Murk, I'll be honest hear.
I have opened up a bit to the sports world. I can see that people enjoy watching these games. But that is what they are, games. I don't understand the fanaticism with sports, and people who seem to only enjoy sports. i think our culture has an unhealthy obsession with it, much like we do with famous peoples personal lives. I don't understand why both get news coverage, and why people stare at these dungeons and dragons like stats. Why they get so violent when their team loses, the little league coaches who fight, all that stuff. i see sports as a passtime, healthy competition and exercise, all that is great. anything beyond that i just don't understand. but i'm sure some would say the same about music, which I am so passionate about. So, I'm less anti sport than I used to be, but i still don't get it.
did i hate on sports? personally, i find them boring, for the most part. But i have many friends who like sports, and that's fine. i don't hate them. my hatred for you has nothing to do with your sports loving. and i agree, there are many fans of my beloved SY that I can't stand either! MANY. So, in summation, I hate people based on individual merit. I don't hate sports, I just don't find them very entertaining. And i do question their emphasis in our society.
got that, bitch?
Now HERES a sport I like! Docs got Hobbs onda ropes, I think. But Forman had Ali onda ropes too.
If you don't hate sports... then don't post negative things about them on my sports blog.
Also, I am a die hard Celtics fan and have been since I was 4 years old. You called them boring. You, sir, are boring. And so is your cartoon making bunny.
Here's the proverbial sock, now cram it with walnuts, hippie. Your peace and love won't put bread on my table!
wow, look at him go! Murk, i'd apologize for leaving those comments on your sports blog, but since i was doing that to antagonize you, i can't claim to be sorry.
peace out, homey
i love you
Here's my Hobbs immitattion:
"Ooooo! Oooooo! I'm sooooo cool and under control right now! I'm not over reacting. HE is! Ooooo! OOooooo!"
Hey Hobbs, there aren't any chicks watching so cut the cool guy act and say your sorry for real or I'll tell everyone where you hide the fake leg.
Murk, I'm sorry
I'm sorry you like basketball, because its really fucking boring to watch. playing it is fun. watching it, pretty boring. bunch of dudes bouncing a ball, throwing it to each other. sure, some good plays happen which are entertaining, but that is only about 5 minutes of the borefest.
Football, somewhat more entertaining, but still boring. bunch of duded running into each other, but more strategic, so it seems. but boring.
Baseball - the one i like the most, but still boring. hit a ball, run. catch the ball, throw. ooh. drink drink. snore
Hockey - more entertaining, faster, ice, fighting, guys with sticks, pass the puck, get it in the net. boring.
Nascar - is this even a sport. cars go fast in circles. rednecks. boring.
Golf - umm, aim, hit, miss, walk, tap, miss, put it in a hole. boring.
Murk - rant, act all superior, look scary, boring.
you sports loving, no neck, whoremongering, 2 braincell, illiterate jockish meathead!
You're a communist AND a sports hating hippie.
Seriously, man. If you find basketball boring, what do you find exciting? Picking the stinky lint out of your arm pits?
You know, that's just like you to be judgemental. You claim that you hate when people make fun of or put down what they don't understand, but you put down sports, God and women. Three things you've never understood...
How very cosmopolitan of you!
I am proud, though.
yr boring, and you make stuff up?
when did i put down women? when?
as for sports, my observation and opinion is that they are boring. I find them boring. can you handle it, godboy?
i pick my nose. thats fun.
I have to agree with Hobbs for the most part. Sports are very boring, although I'm beginning to like football a little.
I would rather watch CSI or the X-files, maybe some American Justice. Shit like that. Yea I know, I'm a gimp. It just seems like sports are just so repeticious. Only so much can happen.... same thing over and over again. Oh wait, someone made some points!! Oh cool, we won!! we lost!! Whoopty-fuckin-doo lets do it all over again...!
Thanks, but be careful Ginny, murk is a bit saucy today!
ginny
Go pick your nose, you booger eater.
Your dislike of sport (both of you) is rooted in 2 things:
1. Your dislike for typical tv sports fans (you brainwashed idiots).
2. Your lack of exposure to sports (i.e. your ignorance).
All I'm saying is that your both snobs. You think that art, music and sex are the only expressions of beauty in man's universe. Way to have an open mind. Way to be accepting. I thought freaks like you two loved everybody...
Man...
Murk, you dolt!
you may be right, my dislike of sports is rooted in the fact that 1. I was not raised in a family that participated in sports (lack of exposure), and 2. stupid sports fans. However, there are stupid fans of music, and i love that. so, i discount number 2. I hate the people, not the things that the people love. I hate ugg boots, because their ugly, not because of who wears them. I don't hate sports, as i've said, i just don't personally enjoy them. they bore me. and finally, to point out your doltishness, you said i don't have an open mind. If i did not have an open mind, i would NOT HAVE GONE TO A FUCKING CELTICS GAME LAST NIGHT! I had a choice to stay home, or go to the game. I chose to go to the game because I have never been to a basketball game (except for when I played on a team when i was a kid. YOU HEAR THAT?? I was on a basketball team, and I LIKED IT. BECAUSE PLAYING SPORTS IS FUN! BITCH. But watching it, to me, is generally boring. back to the point..) So, I went to the game. THUS, I was openminded to experience it, to see if I liked it. and I didn't. I've don't like cauliflower. but every once in a while, i try it again, to see if maybe i'll like it. cuz i have an open mind. I listened to green day first before discounting them as posers. because i have an open mind. So, we're back at the beginning, i found basketball boring when i actually, you guess it, went to a game. and you sir, are a dolt! DOLT DOLT DOLT!
Jeez. Lighten up fudgie...
HA! see how things change when Murky finds out he's wrong???
good thing i love you smoochie.
the best part about fighting is making up afterwards!
yeah... oookay.
I am so sorry that you think my lack of interest in sports is supported by some type of ignorance. Sports are the ignorance. It's the only way that men with small penises feel safe in the world, to either watch sports and feel all big and tough, or to play sports to feel all big and tough.
I am sorry, but don't dare put SPORTS under the category of beauty. that's fucking ridiculous.
but hey, i don't mean any harm. we both just obviously feel very different about sports, so let's leave it at that. :)
and...
I do love everybody! I like going to games. I just can't stand watching them on tv.
I too played basketball and softball for years, and loved it.
Gin,
Sports are entertaining. I'm sorry that your world view is too narrow to understand that there are other people with different (and better) taste than yours.
And no. You don't love everybody so stop it. You dislike, in fact HATE a lot of people. Until you shake that out, you'll be drifting eternally in a world (formed by you in High School) where people who like sports are Jocks and Jocks are Jerks and freaks are cool, it's just that nobody knows it. This world is surface deep at best and fails to take into account other peoples likes, dislikes, past, family upbringing, etc.
Answer me a question: What religion are you?
Don't bother. You're some sort of psuedo mystic who has half assed studied wicca and has no tolerance for Christian Fundamentalists.
Come on, now... do your homework. Visit the forum. Stop woshiping Hobbs and be more like him. Be active. I can't stand inactive whiners. Do it. Do it now!
Hell, send me your most spiteful rebuttal and call it "Murk Is a Dum Asshole" and I'll post it with a big banner on Hill TV and hype it in my blog. But don't ever come at me with weak shit like that again, you ignorant wretch.
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