Friday, November 25, 2005

Let's be thankful

  • I'm thankful that the Indians taught us to put fish guts in the ground in order to better help the plants grow, and then we killed them.
  • I'm thankful that white people can't dance, but not that they still try
  • I'm thankful that the pilgrims suckered the Indians into sitting down for dinner with us, and then we killed them
  • I'm thankful for families argueing about who gets to have everyone over to eat fat turkey, and everyone gets mad at the result
  • I'm thankful that the indians now own casino's and take all the money from the bloated lazy drunken Americans who gamble there
  • I'm thankful that we killed all the Indians and then went to Africa so we could get some cheap labor.
  • I'm thankful that yesterday was Triptophan-tastic (thanks yakmonkey)
  • I'm thankful that holidays mean we can all be lazy and fat and sit around and just eat and drink and eat
  • I'm thankful for Avian Bird Flu, Mad Cow Disease, Salmonella, and E Coli
  • I'm thankful for long hours in traffic, people riding each other's butts and cutting each other off, and then watching people drive home drunk.
  • I'm thankful that we choose poor defenseless birds to eat in celebration of our day of thankfullness.
  • I'm thankful for this meaningless chart, showing the amount of poultry products Americans import from Canada


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