that is JUST what I was thinking about..

I don't know about you, but when I think about going shopping at a mall, I just can't avoid thinking about joining this white man's army. You know what I mean? To me, shopping always makes me think of combat, killing, guns, and fancy camouflage outfits. Especially malls. Well, thank heavens for the US Army's marketing team, who have set up store front recruiting stations at a shopping mall near you, hoping to catch all those runaway shoplifters, gun toting maniacs, soccer moms, you name it. Ahh, convenience!