Bring me my Calmatives....
...and my gas eating mosquito's. We're going to war......
UK Observer 2003
American military chiefs are developing plans to use Valium as a potential weapon against enemy forces and to control hostile populations, according to official documents seen by The Observer. The Pentagon has also asked scientists to evaluate proposals to use genetically modified bugs that 'eat' the enemy's fuel and ammunition supplies without harming humans. The development of these 'non-lethal' weapons angers campaigners who claim that they would breach international treaties on biological and chemical weapons.
US documents reveal that two years ago the Pentagon commissioned scientists at Pennsylvania State University to look at potential military uses for a range of chemicals known as calmatives. The scientists concluded that several drugs would be effective to control crowds or in military operations such as anti-terrorist campaigns. The drugs they recommended for 'immediate consideration' included diazepam, better known as the tranquilliser Valium, and dexmedetomidine, used to sedate patients in intensive care. The scientists advised that these drugs can 'effectively act on central nervous system tissues and produces a less anxious, less aggressive, more tranquil-like behaviour'.
4 Comments:
They should just make the enemy watch "Desperate Housewives". It would be worse than any chemical weapon the military produces.
WOW! Now that's funny, anon! Do you write for Jay Leno?
Jeez. I've taken funnier shits...
In th post 9/11 werld, a war on terrer calls fer drastick innovation in tactick an wepponry.
A platoon of heavily armed dung beetls is jus th beginin.
murk has taken some funny shits, i can tell you that much!
c'mon polansky, to the bomb shelter!
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