Monday, October 01, 2007

I Hate it Here 10.1.07

Reason’s I hate the World Today:
  • Bad drivers with no respect for others, proving that nice guys finish last.
  • People who look tough just to scare and intimidate
  • Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus, and Billy Rae for existing, and then breeding.

  • Disney for the poison that they spread through the cathode ray into the minds of children

  • CNN – I blame the news for their complicity in our obsession with celebrity. I get emails from CNN when ‘breaking news’ happens. Hurricanes, Wars, Disasters. That is breaking news. Britney Spears losing custody of her kids? NOT Breaking news.

  • Being unable to decide if I hate Perez Hilton. He has made a life out of talking about celebrities, which I hate. Yet, he is making fun of them, which is ok. Yet he has now become a celebrity, though it was not his intention, maybe.

  • Religious fundamentalists

  • Peoples refusal to admit that, due to America's insanity, poor education system, lack of care for the impoverished, and greedy government, we've been reduced to savages who rape and kill because they need a thrill.

  • That we never realized we shouldn't import products from countries with no safety regulations.

5 Comments:

At 5:59 AM, Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

Hobbsy what is going on with you? This is like half a thought

 
At 3:59 PM, Blogger Tequila Mockingbird said...

i'm pretty sure we need to stop the entire cyrus family from reproducing. seriously. nothing good will come from that gene pool.

 
At 5:12 PM, Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

YEAH, Hobbs, you should have been a Cardinal, yes, yes.

 
At 5:39 PM, Blogger C.Rag said...

Is Billy Ray breeding with Hannah Montana?

 
At 3:18 PM, Blogger Joey Polanski said...

Whatd you do wif th REAL Hobbs von Wackamole?

 

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