Nazi Pope, Al Queda, Spinach, and More...

• Ah, the foolish Pope. I mean, really, who does he think he is. Catholicism seems to think its so important, because of course, they have the answer, and any other religion is just plain wrong. So, that foolish Pope decided to say some very naughty things about Muslims. Great timing, Popey! They don't have white folks enough, now, do they? Not only that, the idiot had the audacity to say that the remarks came from a text that didn't reflect his own opinion. So why read them, idiot. The fact that he's the Pope and Bush is the president, well, to me shows proof that there is a group behind both organizations running the show. How else would these donkeys get in those roles? Anyways, of course, Al Queda is all up in arms, warning the idiot "that he and the West were "doomed," as protesters returned to the streets across the Muslim world to demand more of an apology from the pontiff for his remarks about Islam and violence." That's helpful, now isn't it.
• Looks like we have another arrested hero, trying to storm the US capital and shoot some sense into those people. Ah well.....
• And if chemtrails weren't enough, now they poison our Spinach?? News keeps coming on this one. When do the subway station chemical tests resume?
• Oooh, and my favorite for the day: Evangelical child warriors!! And I'm not talking about youth soldiers in Africa or the Middle East. I'm talking North Dakota! "Speaking in tongues, weeping for salvation, praying for an end to abortion and worshipping a picture of President Bush — these are some of the activities at Pastor Becky Fischer's Bible camp in North Dakota, called 'Kids on Fire'" "We're kinda being trained to be warriors," said one youth, "only in a funner way." "I want to see them as radically laying down their lives for the gospel as they are in Palestine, Pakistan and all those different places," Fisher said. "Because, excuse me, we have the truth."
• And finally, remember, John Lennon was a threat to National Security. Find out more here.