Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Never enough...

…Ah, the fall of humankind just brings a smile to my big ol face. Now, don't misjudge. Hobbs is not some Catholic (unless we're talking about Joey's definishun), I certainly don't believe the ol' original sin exists. In fact, soon you'll see some sort of dissertation on my feeling about organized religion, and how, if you look deep enough, you'll see that organized religions simply hate life. Lets face it, its all obsession with the afterlife. All the instructions for this life aren't really about THIS life, they're about how to get into the afterlife properly. But, Baby, THIS life is where its AT.
.....But I digress. I'm talking about the fall of mankind. I'm talking about young girls in sweatpants that say HOOTCH on the arse. I'm talking about Dan Quayle, Sitcoms, American Idol. Poisons in the drinking water to make a buck. The almighty Dollar. The Catholic church and its boy-touching priests. We've come a long way, and as novelty has increased, so has our degradation and entropy.

.....There is hope, of course. I've got hope, and I've got the future, 2012, when the fit hits the shan. But we need you, gentle reader, to rise up and do your part. The time for apathy has washed by us all. The time for action is NOW. And really, you have 3 choices. You are part of the problem, part of the solution, or you should just leave. And people are jumping ship left and right. Hell, look at Japan in the news right now. We've got some sort of Internet arranged suicides happening all over, because people can't deal with any other option. Hell, 9 at once? Folks, there are over 6 billion people in the world. The herd needs to be cut back.

.....You know good ol' Momma Nature is in full effect with bringing humankind back to reality. We've got flesh eating bacteria killing people in the Midwest. We've got Mad Cow Disease finally having its coming out ceremony here in the ol US of Ass. And our favorite new friend the Bird flu is spreading this way and that. Hell, at least Nature isn't afraid to do something about the problem.
....Speaking of the US of Ass, the empire that needs to fall seems to be falling faster and faster. We've got deficit to celebrate, kiddies, as it reaches an all time record high. That fat wanker GW seems to be running around like a kid in a crack cocaine candy store, with no sign of stopping! Of course, there is hope in the numbers, as more and more people are growing to hate him right proper. Keep it coming, kids, and where is that assassination attempt we were promised?
Should you be worried?

.....Yes. But I think Buddha is on the way. You may have heard of the young incarnation of our jolly bringer of hope. No. The kid who sat meditatin' under a tree without food or water for 10 months? Well, he up and disappeared. Some say he was kidnapped.

Ol' Hobbsy here has the inside scoop that he's out gathering what he now needs to bring a big bang to you while you sit on your couch watchin the ol brain sucker. Buddha's coming to kick your ass. Look busy.
Like I said, kids. The choice of apathy has left the premises. You really like things the way they are? You'll need to be fixed. Wanna help with the fixin? Well, come on down. You're either in the way or you are the way. Don't like it, get out of the way.

Of course, you could always do what seems to be happening left and right anyways. Just go kill indiscriminately.

Have a nice day!


At 3:51 PM, Blogger Joey Polanski said...

Im a Roamin Catlicker.

At 3:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At 9:41 PM, Blogger Dr. R. Murk said...

New Hobbs articles up at Hill TV!!!

At 2:43 PM, Blogger AngryMan said...

I think that we should follow the advice of the Klingons...
(1) Kill our Gods; they are too much trouble
(2) Go to war against everyone and become the undisputed... Wait, we're doing that and it ain't working too well.
Which brings us to...
(3) BLOOD WINE!!! Q'Plah!!!!!!!!!!!


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