Thursday, December 01, 2005

What's wrong with this country today?...

I'll tell you. Food. Or, more specifically, Fat Ass lazy american's who can't stop eating it. Kids, people today are getting disgusting these days. I'm not talking about that guy with the slight gut, or the pretty girl who doesn't fit into the media's skewed portrayal of beauty because she's not rail thin. I'm talking about the disgustingly obese. They are increasing. There are more and more of them nowadays, and, shudder to think about it, they also breed. The worst part of that is, they generally can only breed with each other. Now, supress your urge to vomit for a few moments, and consider this example of just how disgusting people are getting....

Longer needles needed for fatter buttocks:
CHICAGO (Reuters) - Fatter rear ends are causing many drug injections to miss their mark, requiring longer needles to reach buttock muscle, researchers said on Monday.
Standard-sized needles failed to reach the buttock muscle in 23 out of 25 women whose rears were examined after what was supposed to be an intramuscular injection of a drug.
Two-thirds of the 50 patients in the study did not receive the full dosage of the drug, which instead lodged in the fat tissue of their buttocks, researchers from The Adelaide and Meath Hospital in Dublin said in a presentation to the annual meeting of the Radiological Society of North America.
In Related News: A UK-based company has launched a portable, temperature-controlled butter dish, ButterWizard, which keeps butter at what it says is the optimal spreadable temperature of 65 degrees Fahrenheit.

2 Comments:

At 11:22 PM, Blogger Joey Polanski said...

"From hells heart, I stab at thee! Fer hates sake, I spit my las breff at thee.

 
At 10:04 AM, Blogger Dr. R. Murk said...

Jose,

The new Podcast is up. Go get it.

 

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