Thursday, December 01, 2005

This is Genious....

one of my many agents showed me this interesting new developement in child rearing. As you all know, I firmly believe that we humans here on the planet earth are a bit outta hand when it comes to population. I also feel that, due to poor parenting mixed with the horror's reaped on the mind by capitalism and the entertainment age, children are way outta hand! So, here we have some lovely new methods of raising your children, great ways of teaching them proper behavior through negative enforcement.....
Behold!
The BABY CAGE!

Look at the genius design, and all the space
here we have the model for those with a bit less room in their home...
order your's now! They come in many sizes, for all ages, from toddler to teenager.
Why wait! Cage your children today. Hell, cage other people's children too. I doubt those fuckers taught those kids any damn respect anyways (just ask Dr. Murk!)

1 Comments:

At 1:47 PM, Blogger Ginny said...

it's not much different that the one's that have been around forever. except this one is covered on the top, and metal instead of plastic.

 

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