Monday, October 02, 2006

Hugo Chavez: My Other Favorite Conspiracy Nut...


...ol' Hugo is at it again. This time, he's convinced that our Idiot-in-Chief George Bush wants to assassinate him. And, you know what, he's probably right. Apparently ol' Hugo's got friends in the white house, and they let him know the score. Chavez notes that Bush "has said that before he goes, Hugo Chavez shouldn't be the president of Venezuela. The president of the United States has said it, especially in recent days. What he doesn't know is that I have friends in the White House." Stay vigilant, ol' buddy!


In other news, here is further evidence that Americans are disgusting overweight greedy foodhounds, and corporations have no concern for the well-being of their customers.

5 Comments:

At 2:52 PM, Blogger Shimmer~Love said...

Now that's just disgusting! Oh I'm talking about that pig on a stick with ...chocolate ....OMG what are we becoming? ~wicked love Hobbs~

 
At 5:24 AM, Blogger C.Rag said...

Maybe there a conspiracy between Jimmy Dean and The Bush Administration to make Chavez consume a pancake & sausage on a stick with arsenic lace chocolate chips.

 
At 10:59 AM, Blogger Joey Polanski said...

Ol Jimmy Dean bettr keep his eye on Hillshire Farms -- due any day t launch its new produckt: Artery-Cloggrs w/ Cheese.

 
At 2:31 PM, Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

Oh man, anyone think these food companies are just a Muslim conspiracy to kill up all?

 
At 1:51 PM, Blogger The Don said...

I can not wait to goto the store and buy the Jimmy dean Pancakes and sausage!!! Thanks Hobbs! You are not as worthless as I thought!

 

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